Be More Chill PT. 1 Lyrics > Be More Chill

THE SQUIP:
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest

JEREMY:
But I AM a masturbator--

THE SQUIP:
We'll fix that

All your nerdiness is ugly

JEREMY:
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--

THE SQUIP:
All your stammering's a chore

JEREMY:
Wh-wh-what?

THE SQUIP:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

JEREMY:
Wha?

THE SQUIP:
Buh

JEREMY:
Wha?

THE SQUIP:
No

JEREMY:
Aah!

THE SQUIP:
Stop

Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

JEREMY:
Jesus Christ...

THE SQUIP:
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

JEREMY:
What's wrong with my shirt--

THE SQUIP:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

JEREMY:
How are you with math homework?

THE SQUIP:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!

THE SQUIP:
And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking out a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.

JEREMY:
Sorry...

CHLOE:
...Jerry?

JEREMY:
Jeremy.

CHLOE:
You shop here?

JEREMY:
Oh, yeah all the time--

THE SQUIP:
Never.

JEREMY:
Never. Is what I meant to...

THE SQUIP:
Greet the beta.

JEREMY:
Oh. Hey, Brooke.

THE SQUIP:
"You look sexy."

JEREMY:
I can't say that to a hot girl!

THE SQUIP:
Don't smile. Stare intesnsely.
Speak like you don't care about your own death.

JEREMY:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.

BROOKE:
Thanks.

CHLOE:
Is that a girl's shirt?

JEREMY:
No.

THE SQUIP:
"Yes."

JEREMY:
Yes.

THE SQUIP:
Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

JEREMY:
I saw in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

THE SQUIP:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

JEREMY:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

THE SQUIP:
It's still painful

JEREMY:
It's still painful

CHLOE:
So, who was this mystery girl?

JEREMY:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

THE SQUIP:
Madeline

JEREMY:
Madeline

CHLOE:
What?

JEREMY:
She's French

CHLOE:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

BROOKE:
Madeline broke up with you?

JEREMY:
Yeah...

THE SQUIP:
No.

JEREMY:
I mean--

THE SQUIP:
I broke up with her

JEREMY:
I broke up with her

THE SQUIP:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

JEREMY, overselling it:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

THE SQUIP:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.
Last Update: February, 11th 2018