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Be More Chill PT. 1 Lyrics



THE SQUIP:
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest

JEREMY:
But I AM a masturbator--

THE SQUIP:
We'll fix that

All your nerdiness is ugly

JEREMY:
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--

THE SQUIP:
All your stammering's a chore

JEREMY:
Wh-wh-what?

THE SQUIP:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

JEREMY:
Wha?

THE SQUIP:
Buh

JEREMY:
Wha?

THE SQUIP:
No

JEREMY:
Aah!

THE SQUIP:
Stop

Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

JEREMY:
Jesus Christ...

THE SQUIP:
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

JEREMY:
What's wrong with my shirt--

THE SQUIP:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

JEREMY:
How are you with math homework?

THE SQUIP:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!

THE SQUIP:
And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking out a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.

JEREMY:
Sorry...

CHLOE:
...Jerry?

JEREMY:
Jeremy.

CHLOE:
You shop here?

JEREMY:
Oh, yeah all the time--

THE SQUIP:
Never.

JEREMY:
Never. Is what I meant to...

THE SQUIP:
Greet the beta.

JEREMY:
Oh. Hey, Brooke.

THE SQUIP:
"You look sexy."

JEREMY:
I can't say that to a hot girl!

THE SQUIP:
Don't smile. Stare intesnsely.
Speak like you don't care about your own death.

JEREMY:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.

BROOKE:
Thanks.

CHLOE:
Is that a girl's shirt?

JEREMY:
No.

THE SQUIP:
"Yes."

JEREMY:
Yes.

THE SQUIP:
Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

JEREMY:
I saw in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

THE SQUIP:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

JEREMY:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

THE SQUIP:
It's still painful

JEREMY:
It's still painful

CHLOE:
So, who was this mystery girl?

JEREMY:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

THE SQUIP:
Madeline

JEREMY:
Madeline

CHLOE:
What?

JEREMY:
She's French

CHLOE:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

BROOKE:
Madeline broke up with you?

JEREMY:
Yeah...

THE SQUIP:
No.

JEREMY:
I mean--

THE SQUIP:
I broke up with her

JEREMY:
I broke up with her

THE SQUIP:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

JEREMY, overselling it:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

THE SQUIP:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.
Last Update: February, 11th 2018

Be More Chill Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Jeremy’s Theme Lyrics
  3. More Than Survive Lyrics
  4. I Love Play Rehearsal Lyrics
  5. The Squip Song Lyrics
  6. Two-Player Game Lyrics
  7. The Squip Enters Lyrics
  8. Be More Chill PT. 1 Lyrics
  9. Do You Wanna Ride? Lyrics
  10. Be More Chill PT. 2 Lyrics
  11. More Than Survive (Reprise) Lyrics
  12. A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into Lyrics
  13. The Squip Lurks Lyrics
  14. Upgrade Lyrics
  15. Act 2
  16. Halloween Lyrics
  17. Do You Wanna Hang? Lyrics
  18. Michael in the Bathroom Lyrics
  19. The Smartphone Hour Lyrics
  20. The Pitiful Children Lyrics
  21. The Pants Song Lyrics
  22. The Play Lyrics
  23. Voices in My Head Lyrics

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