The Money Song Lyrics — Avenue Q

The Money Song Lyrics

The Money Song

Nicky:
Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!

Give me a quarter!
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton!
It?s as easy as that!
Helping others brings you
Closer to God.
So give me a quarter...

Princeton:
I don?t have any change.

Nicky:
Hmmm....okay.

Give me a dollar.

Princeton:
That?s not what I meant.

Nicky:
Give me a five.

Princeton:
Are you kidding?

Nicky:
The more you give.
The more you get.
That?s being alive!
All I?m asking you
Is to do what
Jesus Christ would do.
He?d give me a quarter,
Why don?t you?

Princeton:
All right, all right, here you go.

Nicky:
Ahh, thanks!

Princeton:
Take care.
Whoa!

Nicky:
What?s the matter?

Princeton:
I feel generous!
I feel compassionate!

Nicky:
You do?

Princeton:
Yeah! I feel like a new person - a good person!
Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic!

Nicky:
That?s what I?ve been trying to tell you-

Princeton:
All this time I?ve been running around thinking
about me, me, me - and where has it gotten me!
I?m gonna do something for someone else!

Nicky:
Me?

Princeton:
No - Kate! I?m going to raise the money to build that
stupid Monster School she?s always talking about!

Give me your money!

Nicky:
What?

Princeton:
I need it for Kate!

Nicky:
I need it to eat!

Princeton:
Come on, Nicky!

Nicky:
Aww, get lost!

Princeton:
It?ll make you feel great!

Nicky:
So would a burger!

Princeton:
When her dream comes true,
It?ll all be partly
Thanks to you
So give me your money!

Nicky:
I?d like to, but I can?t.

Princeton:
Give me your money!

Nicky:
I?d like to, but I need it!

Princeton:
Give me your money!

Nicky:
I?d like to, but I?m homeless!
I can?t! I need it! I?m homeless!
I can?t! I need it! I?m homeless!
I can?t! I need it! I?m homeless!
Okay, here you go.

Princeton:
Thank you!

Nicky:
Suddenly,
I am feeling
Closer to God.
It?s time to stop begging
It?s time to start giving!
What can I give to Rod?

Something he?ll like so much he?ll take me back.
Ooh, I know! I?ll find him a boyfriend!

Princeton:
That?s the spirit!

Both:
When you help others,
You can?t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can?t help helping yourself!

Gary Coleman:
Hey boys, what?s the hat for?

Nicky:
Ooh, we?re collecting money!

Princeton:
It?s for Kate! We?re raising money to help build her dream school!

Give us your money!

Nicky:
You?ll be glad that you did!

Gary Coleman:
That?s just what my parents told me
When I was a kid.

Shit.

Nicky:
But giving feels so great...

Gary Coleman:
And I bet it wouldn?t hurt
Your chances with Kate.

Princeton:
Well, that too.

Gary Coleman:
I?ll give you a dollar.

Princeton:
You?re a gentleman
And a scholar.

Christmas Eve:
We so happy! We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash!

Brian:
Honey, don?t tell THEM that!

Christmas Eve:
We get about 2,000 bucks!

Brian:
Uh, yeah, so - thanks, everybody!

Christmas Eve:
We rich!

Princeton:
Give us your money!

Nicky:
Give us your money!

Gary Coleman:
Give us your goddamn money!

Princeton:
Give us the dough!

Nicky/Gary Coleman
Give us the dough!

Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman
We?re raising money
For a Monster School
But we?ve got a ways to go.

Princeton:
Sounds like you?ve
Got money to burn

Nicky:
And it?s not like money
That you had to earn.

Princeton/Nicky/Gary Coleman:
So give us your money -

Christmas Eve:
A monster school?

Brian:
Sounds like a good cause.

Christmas Eve:
Give me your wallet.

Princeton:
Oh my gosh! I don?t know how to thank you guys.
I mean, Kate will be so grateful!
That kind of money is such a great start...

Gary Coleman:
Yeah, $15.

Princeton:
$15?

Christmas Eve:
Every little bit help.

Nicky:
Looks like we?re gonna have to ask MORE people!


All:
Hey!
Give us your money!
All that you?ve got!
Just fork it on over...

Gary Coleman:
Or some puppets
Will get shot!

Princeton:
Hey!

All:
It?s time to pass the hat

Gary Coleman:
And there?s nothing you can do ?bout that

All:
So give us your money!
Give us your money!
Give us your money!
When you help others,
You can?t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can?t help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You?re also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can?t help helping yourself!
When you give
To a worthy cause
You?ll feel as jolly
As Santa Clause.
When you help others,
You can?t
Help
Helping yourself!



Song Overview

"The Money Song" is Avenue Q doing what it does best - taking a basic grown-up problem and turning it into a brisk comic number with a sour little aftertaste. Princeton decides to raise money for Kate's Monsterssori School, which sounds noble enough. Then the song gets to work showing how awkward, needy, and transactional charity can look when everybody in the neighborhood is broke, distracted, or suspicious. It is a fundraising anthem with a grin on its face and panic in its pocket. In the show, that makes it less like a triumph song and more like a reality check with rhythm.

The Money Song lyrics by Avenue Q
Avenue Q sings "The Money Song" lyrics in a performance clip.

Review and Highlights

This number lands late, which is part of why it works. By the time Princeton starts shaking people down for donations, the audience already knows that goodwill alone will not save anyone on Avenue Q. Rent is a problem. Purpose is a problem. Romance is a problem. So when Princeton turns to fundraising, the song sounds upbeat on the surface, but the joke keeps pointing the other way. Money talks, and in this neighborhood it mostly says no.

What gives the piece its sting is the blend of earnestness and desperation. Princeton really does want to help Kate's school. He is not faking the impulse. But the method is hilariously clumsy, and the results are small enough to make the whole thing wobble. According to Music Theatre International's full synopsis, Princeton gets the idea after Nicky tells him he should think about other people for a change, and that setup matters. "The Money Song" is not just about fundraising. It is about a character trying to prove he can finally do something useful, only to discover that virtue and effectiveness are not the same thing.

Key Takeaways

  • It is a late-Act II ensemble number built around fundraising.
  • The song turns charity into a comic test of character and social awkwardness.
  • Its bounce and repetition make the plea catchy, even when the outcome looks shaky.
  • The number sets up the much bigger payoff of the reprise and Trekkie's absurd windfall.
Scene from The Money Song by Avenue Q
"The Money Song" in a performance clip.

Avenue Q (2003) - stage musical number - diegetic. Princeton launches a neighborhood collection for Kate's school and even turns outward to the audience in some productions. The scene matters because it shows how hard it is to do good when everyone is stretched thin and self-protective.

Soundtrack and Promo Uses - beyond the cast recording, the song had a visible afterlife in stage promotion and benefit appearances. Playbill reported that the London cast performed it for BBC Children in Need in 2010, with some lines adjusted for the fundraiser context.

Creation History

"The Money Song" was written by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx for Avenue Q, which opened on Broadway at the John Golden Theatre on July 31, 2003 after its off-Broadway run. The original Broadway cast album was recorded on August 10, 2003 and released by RCA Victor on October 7. On the cast recording, the track is led by John Tartaglia, Natalie Venetia Belcon, and Rick Lyon, with ensemble support from Ann Harada, Jennifer Barnhart, and Jordan Gelber. That cast-album version helped lock the song into the show's late stretch, right before "School for Monsters / The Money Song" reprise expands the joke into something much bigger and stranger.

Lyricist Analysis

The writing is built on repetition, direct address, and rhythmic persuasion. Lopez and Marx know this is a solicitation song, so the lyric behaves like one. It asks, nudges, insists, and circles back. That structure is half sales pitch, half public embarrassment. Good comedy territory. The meter is mostly conversational, but the hook snaps into a clearer pulse whenever the appeal needs to feel communal. That lets the audience hear both sides of the scene at once: the idealistic wish to help and the grubby mechanics of asking for cash. Rhyme is practical rather than decorative. It keeps the lines moving and the premise understandable on first listen. There is no fog here. A number like this lives or dies on whether the room catches the setup fast, and the lyric is written with that stage instinct all over it.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Avenue Q performing The Money Song
Video moments that reveal the meaning.

Plot

Nicky, still homeless and panhandling, asks Princeton for a quarter. Princeton brushes him off, then gets called out for thinking only about himself. That jab sparks an idea: he will raise money to help Kate Monster open her school. "The Money Song" follows the attempt, turning a hopeful plan into a public plea with mixed results. It moves the story from abstract self-improvement into a concrete act, even if the act comes wrapped in comic discomfort.

Song Meaning

The song is about money, yes, but really it is about what money exposes. Charity sounds clean until somebody has to ask for it. Then class anxiety, guilt, pride, and plain old fatigue creep in. In Avenue Q, that makes the number a sharp little study in adulthood. People may want to help, but they also want to keep what little they have. The mood is chipper, strained, and self-aware. That tension is the point.

Annotations

Give me your money.

The bluntness is the joke. No graceful euphemism. No polished nonprofit language. The song strips the request down to its least flattering form, which makes the plea funny and slightly painful at the same time.

For Kate's Monster School.

That line keeps the number anchored to a sincere goal. The cause is not fake. The awkwardness comes from the method. Avenue Q likes that kind of split - good motive, messy behavior.

Give me a quarter, here in my hat.

The image links Princeton's fundraiser to Nicky's earlier panhandling. That is a neat callback. One request for money shades into another, and the show quietly asks whether noble begging is still begging.

The number also has a practical stage life beyond the plot. Playbill reported that "The Money Song" was used in a BBC Children in Need performance by the London cast, which fits the song's built-in flexibility. It can function inside the story, then step outside it for an actual fundraiser. That overlap is clever and a little cheeky. Very Avenue Q.

Genre and style fusion

This is comic musical theater with a campaign-jingle streak. It borrows the energy of a public appeal and folds it into a Broadway ensemble number. The rhythm drives forward like a pitch that does not want to hear no.

Emotional arc

Princeton starts with a burst of charitable purpose. The scene then rubs that purpose against social reality - small donations, reluctance, and the embarrassment of asking. The song never fully collapses, but it does lose innocence as it goes.

Historical and cultural touchpoints

In the early 2000s, Avenue Q built much of its identity on taking familiar public language - self-help, tolerance, romance, philanthropy - and showing the nervous human mess underneath. According to the Tony Awards record, the show won Best Musical and Best Original Score in 2004. Numbers like this explain why: they sound breezy, then leave a little bruise.

Production and instrumentation

The arrangement is pit-friendly and text-forward. Voice carries the joke, while piano and rhythm support the singalong feel. Published sheet music lists the original key as G major, with a metronome marking around half note equals 92, which suits the number's steady, pitch-like swing.

Metaphors and symbols

The hat is the best symbol in the song. It is a small prop, but it collapses the distance between street need and organized fundraising. Once the hat is in the picture, the whole scene becomes a question of who gets called needy and who gets called noble.

Shot of The Money Song by Avenue Q
Short scene from the video.

Technical Information (Quick Facts)

  • Song: The Money Song
  • Artist: Avenue Q original Broadway cast
  • Featured: Princeton, Gary Coleman, Nicky, ensemble
  • Composer: Robert Lopez
  • Composer: Jeff Marx
  • Producer: Jay David Saks
  • Release Date: October 7, 2003
  • Genre: Musical theater, comic ensemble number
  • Instruments: Voice, piano, guitar, pit orchestra
  • Label: RCA Victor
  • Mood: Brisk, pleading, sly
  • Track #: 18
  • Language: English
  • Album: Avenue Q: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast Recording
  • Music style: Ensemble solicitation song with singalong hook
  • Poetic meter: Conversational accentual phrasing with repeated hook-based stress

Frequently Asked Questions

Who sings "The Money Song" in Avenue Q?
On the original Broadway cast recording, the lead vocals are credited to John Tartaglia, Natalie Venetia Belcon, and Rick Lyon, with Ann Harada, Jennifer Barnhart, and Jordan Gelber also on vocals.
Where does the song appear in the story?
It appears in late Act II, after Nicky's panhandling encounter with Princeton pushes Princeton to think about helping someone besides himself.
What is the song really about?
It is about fundraising on the surface, but underneath it is about guilt, generosity, self-image, and how awkward money becomes the second people have to ask for it.
Why is the song important to Princeton?
Because it marks a shift from passive drifting to active effort. He may not become instantly effective, but he finally tries to do something concrete for somebody else.
Is the number sincere or sarcastic?
Both. The cause is sincere. The packaging is comic and self-aware. That double register is one of the song's best features.
Did "The Money Song" chart as a standalone single?
No reliable standalone single release or chart run is tied to the track. Its profile comes from the cast album and the show's long stage life.
Was the cast album recognized by major awards?
Yes. The Avenue Q cast recording received a Grammy nomination in the Best Musical Show Album field, and the show itself won major Tony Awards.
What is "School for Monsters / The Money Song" reprise?
It is the follow-up number that pays off this fundraising thread in a much bigger way, including Trekkie Monster's enormous donation and the joke that only Avenue Q could make out of school financing.
Did the song have a life outside the stage production?
Yes. It appeared in promotional and benefit settings, including a London cast performance tied to BBC Children in Need.
Why does the song connect with audiences?
Because everybody understands the discomfort around asking for money, giving too little, or trying to sound noble while worrying about their own budget.

Awards and Chart Positions

No solid evidence points to a standalone chart history for "The Money Song" itself, so that piece belongs to the larger Avenue Q story instead. The musical won the 2004 Tony Award for Best Musical, and Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx won for Best Original Score. The original Broadway cast recording was also nominated for a Grammy in the Best Musical Show Album category.

Year Body Recognition Result
2004 Tony Awards Best Musical - Avenue Q Won
2004 Tony Awards Best Original Score - Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx Won
2005 Grammy Awards Best Musical Show Album - Avenue Q - The Musical Nominated

Additional Info

  • Playbill's cast recording coverage lists "The Money Song" as track 18 on the original Broadway cast album.
  • Published sheet music lists the original key as G major and gives the metronome marking as half note equals 92.
  • The show developed a real-world habit of linking the song to actual giving. Playbill reported that one tour used the number to collect donations for a real charity.
  • Some Broadway accounts noted that money collected from audiences during the song was donated to Broadway Cares and related causes, which gave the staged gag an extra layer of real-world purpose.

Key Contributors

Entity Type Relationship
Robert Lopez Person Co-wrote music and lyrics for "The Money Song"
Jeff Marx Person Co-wrote music and lyrics for "The Money Song"
Jeff Whitty Person Wrote the book for Avenue Q
John Tartaglia Person Performed Princeton on the original Broadway cast recording
Natalie Venetia Belcon Person Performed Gary Coleman on the original Broadway cast recording
Rick Lyon Person Performed Nicky and created puppet work for the production
Jay David Saks Person Produced the original Broadway cast recording
RCA Victor Organization Released the cast album
John Golden Theatre Venue Hosted the original Broadway production

How to Sing The Money Song

Published music references give enough practical information to build a usable plan. The sheet music lists G major as the original key and marks the tempo at about half note equals 92. That is not frantic, but it does demand steady forward motion because the song works like a public pitch. The bigger challenge is not range. It is confidence, diction, and ensemble timing.

  1. Set the pulse first. Keep the beat firm and buoyant. The number should sound like a persuasive appeal, not a dragging lament.
  2. Lead with diction. Every ask has to land clearly. This is a text-driven song, and mushy consonants will flatten the joke.
  3. Shape the crowd energy. Even in a small staging, the number should feel like one person selling and several others reacting.
  4. Use breath at thought breaks. The lines read best when they sound spoken and slightly improvised, even though the rhythm is controlled.
  5. Keep Princeton earnest. He should sound hopeful enough to believe in the mission, but awkward enough to make the pitch funny.
  6. Balance the ensemble. Shared lines need clean entries and matched rhythm. Sloppy attacks make the whole pitch sag.
  7. Do not oversell every joke. The song gets bigger laughs when the performers treat the appeal as completely reasonable.
  8. Watch the finale setup. This number feeds the reprise, so leave some room in the emotional shape for the bigger payoff that follows.

Sources

Data verified via Music Theatre International synopsis and show pages, Playbill coverage of the cast recording session and release, Playbill reporting on London and tour fundraising uses of the number, Tony Awards records, Grammy artist nomination pages, Apple Music and Discogs track credits, and published sheet-music references for key and tempo.



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