Ode to an Accidental Stabbing lyrics
Ode to an Accidental Stabbing
JAKE:
Goddamn you woman! You fucking stabbed me!
Goddamn you woman! Do I look like a fucking zombie?
Annie:
It was a mistake! What can I do to prove I am sorry?
Jake:
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it if you could not fucking stab me!
Goddamn you woman.
Annie:
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Jake:
You really got me pissed!
Annie:
Or make you bleed.
Jake:
Goddamn you woman.
Annie:
I'll make you feel better.
Jake:
This hurts like a son of a bitch!
Annie:
Would you like some Pepcid AC?
Jake:
Woman look what you've done! I'm bleeding all over the fucking room!
Annie:
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.
Jake:
Bitch, get me somewhere safe! That thing's still out there in them trees.
Annie:
No one can hurt you here!
Cheryl:
No one but me! Come on, fatty!
Jake:
Goddamn you woman!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013