Welcome to Wonderland Lyrics – Wonderland: Alice's New Musical Adventure
Welcome to Wonderland Lyrics
My god it's half past eight
Who cares if you came late
We don't care where you've been
You're gonna fit right in
A little fun detour
A little crazy, sure
Don't get all insecure
Pardon me, but have you seen
Someone looking like a queen?
Sharpening a guillotine
Prob'ly just as well (Ha!)
She's capricious as can be
Lopping heads of by decree
This week severed forty-three
Cutting them pell mell
What a party has it started snowing?
Everyone not coming will be going
Do you know the queen of hearts new orders?
They're the same as always; close the boarders
Could she be the one, you know?
Tin man, lion or scarecrow?
Wait that's from a different show
ALICE:
Please start making sense
Have you seen my walrus dear?
Big mustache that's down to here
Made the oysters disappear
Claiming self-defense
ALICE:
Wait, I think you think I think I'm dreaming
And when I wake up I'll wake up screaming
We don't think as all we simply feel dear
ALICE:
Ok, someone tell me what's the deal here
Welcome to Wonderland
This is your new address
You'll love it more or less
No time to decompress
It's afternoon all day
There's lots of games to play
Flamingo lawn croquet
So please enjoy your stay
Everyday it's something new
Problems up the old wazoo
Rumors of a palace coup
ALICE:
Get me out of here
Answers are in short supply
Who, what, where, when, how or why
Cross my heart and hope to die
Get it into gear
When your alter-ego's interfering
Self-esteem cannot stop disappearing
Welsome to Wonderland
Start rocking with the band
You're going so damn fast
Your future's in your past
An author always knows
Which way the story goes
So tidy up loose ends
With a little help from your friends
Come on and sing along
Join our little band
Turn up the volume and keep on dancin'
Sit back, enjoy yourself and feel the river flow
Make sure the journey's worth the things you're chancin'
We're all a little nuts in case you
Ooblee, Ooblah
We'd love to stay here but we really gotta go
Ooblee, Oohblah
Life can be fantastic every minute
For as long as you can just stay in it
Welcome to Wonderland
Where everything you see
I mean from "A" to "Z"
Ain't what it seems to be
Welcome to Wonderland
Set phasers up to stun
Turn off the lights when done
Good luck and thanks a ton
Ciao, baby, gotta run
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

I hear this opener as a carnival barker’s handshake. The groove clicks in, the ensemble smiles a little too big, and logic politely steps aside. It’s the show announcing its contract: follow the pulse, not the map. Ensemble lines tumble over a pop-rock chassis, and character voices jab through like neon. It’s punchy, crowded, and intentionally unserious - exactly the energy a portal song needs.
Highlights
- Hooky call-and-response: the crowd welcomes, Alice resists, the crowd doubles down. Friction makes the chorus sparkle.
- Gag density: tossed-off lore checks - croquet with flamingos, palace gossip, a certain late rabbit - keep the frame playful.
- Meter as mischief: tight backbeat and quick patter lines let jokes land before meaning catches up.
Creation History
On the Broadway album the cut arrives early in Act I, a “you are here” placard for the reimagined Carrollverse. The cast album team built it with pop sheen and crisp diction so the references race by without blurring. In performance, the White Rabbit, Hatter, Queen and company tag-team the welcome while Alice tries to put the brakes on a world that refuses to slow.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Alice lands mid-blizzard of personalities and one-liners. Townsfolk introduce the lay of the land - and its volatile monarch - while lobbing callbacks to Carroll. Alice pushes for clarity. Wonderland shrugs and sings louder. By the final tag she’s less in control than in orbit, which is the point: surrender the map, accept the ride.
Song Meaning
The track frames Wonderland as a mindset, not a place. The message: intuition outruns analysis here, and identity is elastic. Mood-wise it’s welcoming with a wink - a smile that dares you to keep up. Under the candy shell sits a theme the show returns to all night: authorship of your own story, even when the set pieces feel pre-written.
Annotations
“Who cares if you came late”
That line tees up the show’s backstory tweak - adulthood and delay shadow Alice. The welcome is forgiving, but it also smuggles in the White Rabbit’s eternal time panic.
“You’re gonna fit right in”
Wonderland tells Alice what role she’ll play before she agrees to it. The citizens script her curiosity for her - a neat meta-joke about typecasting, and a nudge at how stories recruit us.
“Pardon me, but have you seen / Someone looking like a queen? / Sharpening a guillotine”
The crowd sketches the ruler in ink-black shorthand. We get the threat and the absurdity at once - court gossip sung as a party chant.
“Could she be the one, you know? / Tin man, lion or scarecrow? / Wait that’s from a different show”
Crossed wires on purpose. A quick riff to that other American fantasy - and a sly admission that Broadway worlds borrow each other’s shorthand.
“Please start making sense”
Adult Alice doesn’t wonder, she audits. It’s a comic beat and a character note: she resists whimsy on arrival.
“Have you seen my walrus dear? / Big mustache that’s down to here”
Winks to Carroll’s menagerie keep the floor bouncing beneath the plot.
“Made the oysters disappear / Claiming self-defense”
A sharp, silly turn - the show’s humor likes to smuggle modern legalese into Victorian nonsense.
“Wait, I think you think I think I’m dreaming”
Logic loops as punchline. The syntax tangles, the music keeps moving - welcome to the rules of this place.
“It’s afternoon all day”
Time is a mood, not a clock. Another Carroll echo dressed in pop phrasing.
“Flamingo lawn croquet”
Visual theater candy. You can hear the prop joke in the orchestration.
“Rumors of a palace coup”
Comic foreshadowing for the show’s power games, especially the Hatter’s arc.
“When your alter-ego’s interfering”
Seed planted for the mirror-self storyline. The lyric telegraphs that self-sabotage will share top billing with villains.
“You’re going so damn fast / Your future’s in your past”
A physics joke with a therapy subtext - speed as avoidance, nostalgia as trap.
“An author always knows / Which way the story goes”
A thesis for this adaptation: Alice is a blocked children’s writer. The number nudges her to pick the pen back up.
“With a little help from your friends”
The melody nod puts this world on your cultural map without stopping the party.

Style and instrumentation
Pop-forward engine, clipped riffs in the rhythm section, brass and reeds for punchlines. The ensemble sings like tour guides who’ve done this a thousand times - which is funny, because they have.
Emotional arc
Starts hospitable, gets hectic, ends with a grin that’s half invitation, half dare. If Act I is about loosening Alice’s grip, this track oils the lid.
Key Facts
- Artist: Frank Wildhorn, Kate Shindle, Danny Stiles (with the Original Broadway company led by Janet Dacal)
- Composer: Frank Wildhorn
- Lyricist: Jack Murphy
- Producers (cast album): Frank Wildhorn, David Lai, Jason Howland
- Release Date: May 3, 2011
- Album: Wonderland: A New Alice (Original Broadway Cast)
- Label: Masterworks Broadway
- Length: 3:27
- Language: English
- Genre: Broadway pop with patter and ensemble shouts
- Instruments (album palette): rhythm section, keyboards, brass, reeds, strings
- Mood: hospitable chaos; antic welcome with sly asides
- Music style: up-tempo pop-rock ostinato with quick-fire lyric gags
Questions and Answers
- When was “Welcome to Wonderland” released on the Broadway album?
- May 3, 2011.
- Who wrote it?
- Music by Frank Wildhorn, lyrics by Jack Murphy.
- Who produced the cast album track?
- Frank Wildhorn, David Lai and Jason Howland.
- Who sings on the recording?
- Company voices with leads by Janet Dacal, Karen Mason, Edward Staudenmayer, Danny Stiles and Kate Shindle.
- How long is the track?
- About three and a half minutes - 3:27 on the album release.
Additional Info
Album and credits notes: The cast recorded at MSR Studios in New York; Masterworks Broadway issued the album in early May 2011. Producers are Frank Wildhorn, David Lai and Jason Howland, with Kim Scharnberg’s orchestrations shaping the pop sheen.
Production snapshot: The Broadway run opened April 17, 2011 at the Marquis Theatre and closed May 15, 2011. The number functions as Alice’s first wide-angle encounter with Wonderland’s rules - which is to say, the lack of them.
Wonderland: Alice's New Musical Adventure Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture
- Worst Day of My Life
- Down the Rabbit Hole
- Welcome to Wonderland
- Drink Me
- Advice From a Caterpillar
- Go With The Flow
- One Knight
- Mad Tea Party
- The Mad Hatter
- Hail to the Queen
- Home
- A Nice Little Walk
- Through the Looking Glass
- Act 2
- I Will Prevail
- I Am My Own Invention
- Off with Their Heads!
- Once More I Can See
- Heroes
- Together
- Finding Wonderland
- Other Songs
- Curiouser and Curiouser
- The Mad Hatter (alternative)
- Don't Wanna Fall in Love
- Love Begins
- Nick of Time
- Advice From a Caterpillar (alternative)
- Misunderstood
- Hail the Queen