House of Miranda Lyrics — The Devil Wears Prada

MIRANDA: (spoken)
Tell Simone I don?t approve the girl
She sent me from Madrid
I asked for thin and pert,
Not plump and tired
Have Miguel see me at 1:00,
I saw the layout that he did
Very slick, very fun, very uninspired

(sung)
Bump the board meeting to 4:15
If I'm late, they?ll wait, earth can stall
Paul, the polo piece is pandering
The markets are meandering
Let's push it after fall
(ENSEMBLE: But I've only just)
Paul, that?s all

ENSEMBLE: (Chorus)
This is the House of Miranda
M-I-R-A-N-D-A
This is the court of the queen
Gucci, Vuitton, and Versace
And in the House of Miranda
You know we run the world with a magazine
Amsterdam, New York, LA

ENSEMBLE:
If you can handle the standards here
Your status stays in the stratosphere
She will make the call

In the House
Here in the House of Miranda
(MIRANDA: (spoken) That?s all)
This is the House, the House, the House,
The House, the House of Miranda
It's the House of Miranda

MIRANDA: (spoken)
Steven wants a family dinner
Somewhere easy for the twins
Sunday book our table at Brissé
French runway, looky, looky,
But the rookie wants a cookie
Send champagne to Jacqueline Follet
My gown for the Nantes,
Are there sketches yet?
(ENSEMBLE: Yeah)
Get James Holt before noon
If he?s too busy in the Pines,
Doing lines at Calvin Klein's
Someone else can have his cover shoot in June
Too soon?

ENSEMBLE: (Chorus)
This is the House of Miranda
M-I-R-A-N-D-A
This is the court of the queen
Gucci, Vuitton, and Versace
And in the House of Miranda
You know we run the world with a magazine

ENSEMBLE:
Amsterdam, New York, LA
We set the state of the industry
We help to see what your fate will be
But she will make the call
In the House
Here in the House of Miranda
(MIRANDA: That?s all)
This is the House, the House, the House,
The House, the House of Miranda
It's the House of Miranda

MIRANDA: (Bridge)
Perfection has a cost
But if we compromise, we?re lost
(ENSEMBLE: If we're satisfied, we're dead)
Pave the way
Turn a page only forward
Am I reaching for the stars here?
(ENSEMBLE: Not really)

ENSEMBLE: (Chorus)
This is the House of Miranda
M-I-R-A-N-D-A
This is the court of the queen
Gucci, Vuitton, and Versace
And in the House of Miranda

MIRANDA:
You know that Runway,
Is more than a magazine

MIRANDA:
Who cares how good you were yesterday?
Show up and prove you deserve to stay

ENSEMBLE:
Where legends line the wall

MIRANDA: (spoken)
I need a mango

ENSEMBLE:
In the House, in the House of Miranda

MIRANDA: (spoken)
Get a gift for Galeano
Book the spa in Rosita Da
You like this color?
(ENSEMBLE: It?s perfect)
You?re fired

ENSEMBLE:
In the House
Here in the House of Miranda

MIRANDA: (spoken)
That's all

ENSEMBLE:
This is the House of Miranda

MIRANDA: (spoken)
That?s all
Last Update: March, 04th 2026