Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast) lyrics

- Spoof Odyssey
Album lyrics:
  1. Forbidden Broadway 2001 (Another Op'nin', Another Show) 
  2. Futuristic Stewardess / Usherette (Come Fly With Me) 
  3. Judi Dench (Why Can't the English) 
  4. Trouble in New York City (Trouble) 
  5. The Music Man Revival 2001 (Till There Was You) 
  6. Cole Porter (You're the Top) 
  7. Kiss Me, Kate Revival 2001 (Wunderbar) 
  8. I Hate Ben - Marin Mazzie (I Hate Men) 
  9. Cheryl Ladd in Annie Get Your Gun (There's No Business Like Show Business) 
  10. Miss Saigon Farewell (Why God Why?) 
  11. Saturday Night Fiasco (Stayin' Alive) 
  12. Gwen Verdon & The Fosse Dancers (I'm A Brass Band / Steam Heat) 
  13. Liza Minnelli 2001 / Alan Cumming In Cabaret (Wilkommen) 
  14. Let's Ruin Times Square Again (Let's Do the Time Warp Again) 
  15. Ethyl Merman & Elton John (I've Got Rhythm / Old Fashioned Wedding) 
  16. Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast)
  17. Being Lupone (Being Alive) 
  18. Sondheim's Blues (Buddy's Blues) 
  19. Streisand's Farewell Tour (Happy Days Are Here Again / Mame) 
  20. Les Miz 2001 (Milord / Stars) 
  21. Aida Amneris Intro / It's Cheesy (Every Story Is A Love Story / Easy As Life) 
  22. Elaborate Sets (Aida Continued) (Elaborate Lives) 
  23. Angela Lansbury (I Don't Want To Know) 
  24. The Full Monty (Let It Go) 
  25. 76 Hit Shows (76 Trombones) 
  26. Bows-Ta-Ta Folks (Another Op'nin', Another Show) 
  27. Joseph and the Amazing High "C" (Any Dream Will Do)
  28. Forbidden Broadway 2001 (Another Op'nin', Another Show)

Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast) lyrics

Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast)

NASAL VOICE:
He he he he he

MALE VOICE:
Beauty and the beast

MRS. POTTS:
Show as old as time
Worn as it can be
Oversized and grand
Then someone is canned
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Says the Disney Beast
Profit's growing thin
Downsizing is in
Beauty's been decreased

First a missing spoon
Then a fired fork
(Bye bye!)
Then the chorus boys
Are replaced by toys
Even in New York

Pink slips everywhere
No food at the feast
Wigs are all a mess
And they took my dress
Beauty's been decreased
Since we're in the red
Like a shrunken head
Beauty's been decreased

(in an extremely high falsetto)

Beauty's been decreased

[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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