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Va-Gi-Na Lyrics — Schmigadoon!

Va-Gi-Na Lyrics

Melissa, Freddy and Nancy
MELISSA:
Vagina is where the penis goes
Ovaries make eggs for you and me
Testes are where the sperm repose
Cervix is where they can swim free

Fallopian tubes are where both of them meet
Uterus is where cells start to sprout
Placenta is what they like to eat
Till the baby pops straight out

NANCY: (spoken)
The vagina?

MELISSA: (spoken)
That's right!
Now sing with me!

(sung) Vagina

NANCY:
Is where the penis goes

MELISSA:
Ovaries

NANCY:
Make eggs for you and me

MELISSA:
Testes


NANCY:
Are where the sperm repose

MELISSA:
Cervix

NANCY:
Is where they can swim free

MELISSA:
Fallopian tubes

NANCY:
Are where both of them meet

MELISSA:
Uterus

NANCY:
Is where cells start to sprout

MELISSA:
Placenta

NANCY:
Is what they like to eat

ALL:
Till the baby comes straight out
The vagina

Schmigadoon! Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act I
  2. Schmigadoon!
  3. You Can't Tame Me
  4. Corn Puddin'
  5. Leprechaun Song
  6. Lovers' Spat
  7. Somewhere Love is Waiting for You
  8. The Picnic Basket Auction 
  9. Enjoy the Ride
  10. Not That Kinda Gal 
  11. You Done Tamed Me
  12. He's a Queer One, That Man o' Mine
  13. Cross That Bridge
  14. Act II
  15. With All of Your Heart
  16. Va-Gi-Na
  17. I Thought I Was the Only One 
  18. You Done Tamed Me (reprise) 
  19. Somewhere Love Is Waiting for You (reprise)
  20. Suddenly
  21. Tribulation
  22. Suddenly (reprise)
  23. Tribulation
  24. I Always, Always, Never Get My Man
  25. You Make Me Wanna Sing
  26. How We Change / Finale

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