The Pitch Lyrics
The Pitch
[MONTAGU & CHARLES]So ladies and- Hello!
What? No!
So ladies and- Charmed!
Try again, here we go
Ladies and gentleman we?are?gathered today to?present our plan
Ladies and gentlemen, oh?I don't know where I am
It's a genius scheme (yes)
A brand new team (uh-huh)
We really are a well-oiled- exactly!
[MONTAGU, spoken]
Johnny, picture the scene
[MONTAGU, sung]
What if a British pilot crashed his plane
Then washed ashor? in the south of Spain
His body forgotten, rotting in the sun
So w?'ve lost our man, our hideous hero
The Spanish get a whiff of him (ay dios mio!)
[MONTAGU, CHARLES, BOTH]
And then huh oh
I'm sorry no
Now you go
[MONTAGU, spoken]
You can do this Charlie
[CHARLES]
So they find our man
[BEVAN]
Yes I get the gist
[CHARLES]
And the briefcase we've fixed to his wrist
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
Jampacked with details of our next attack
[MONTAGU, spoken]
If you see what we're saying
[BEVAN]
But how does this send the Germans to Sardinia?
[MONTAGU]
Oh Johnny, I know that the suspense is killin' ya
Relax and we'll tell you all that you need to know
[CHARLES & MONTAGU, BOTH]
So as you're aware
Spain is rife (it's rife) with German spies
Who are bound to um
[JEAN]
Materialise!
[MONTAGU & CHARLES]
Right!
[MONTAGU]
Once they know the Spaniards have our boy
[CHARLES]
So our Allied Sardinian invasion plans
[MONTAGU & CHARLES]
Will fly on the sly into enemy hands
Telling Adolf exactly where to go
[JEAN, spoken]
He'll go to Sardinia!
[CHARLES, spoken]
Was that clear?
[BEVAN]
They'll do background checks
[MONTAGU]
We'll get his papers set
[JEAN]
We could fake his ID
[MONTAGU]
You know I'm pleased we met
[HESTER]
Jean, that's enough
[JEAN]
You need me here to pick up the slack
[BEVAN]
If we could maybe get back on track
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
We'll rewrite history, our cadaver will be
As traceable and real as you or me
[BEVAN]
And I trust that a body can be found
That would look to an expert freshly drowned?
[MONTAGU, spoken]
Now that is an interesting little- that's one for you, Charles, I think
[CHARLES]
Um, well-
[BEVAN]
I see
[MONTAGU]
Wait, Johnny you wanted bold ideas. This is your chance. Mincemeat is the plan you've been looking for to get us into Sicily
[sung]
We need to trick the Hun, get them off our tails
Mincemeat is the plan that could tip the scales
[CHARLES]
A Trojan Horse
[JEAN]
Or rather Trojan corpse
[MONTAGU]
Right!
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
The key to taking Sicily back by force
[HESTER & BEVAN]
To win the fight it must be watertight
[BEVAN]
Find a body
[MONTAGU]
Yes Johnny
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
Now give us the green light
We've told you all you need to know
So just say yes and then we'll go
[BEVAN]
Fine, you have your orders
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
What?
[BEVAN & HESTER]
You have your orders
[CHARLES & MONTAGU]
Yes!
[COMPANY]
We have our orders
[BEVAN]
Now go
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

I’ve heard a lot of “explain-the-plot” numbers over the decades. This one sprints. In five-and-a-bit minutes, The Pitch turns bureaucratic brinkmanship into cabaret: a stop-start routine where Ewen Montagu and Charles Cholmondeley keep fluffing their opening, then land a cheeky, airtight proposal to Colonel Bevan with an assist from Jean Leslie. The music rides a jaunty, vaudeville-inflected bounce, peppered with patter and side-eye asides. You can feel the room tilt when Jean cuts through the waffle with one word - “Materialise!” - and suddenly the engine catches.
Vocally, the ensemble trades lines like sketch comedians, clipping consonants for speed, then widening into unison hooks that punch the joke. Orchestration keeps the rhythm section nimble while brass stabs and woodwind flutters underline the sell. Structurally, the number works as a hinge for Act I: we move from cocky brainstorms to an operation with orders, signed and stamped.
Creation History
On record, the track appears on the Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording), released May 12, 2023 and produced by Steve Sidwell for Sony’s theatre imprint. It arrived digitally and on CD/vinyl, with “official audio” uploads for individual tracks, including this one. The album’s sessions capture the show’s split-second comic timing without losing lyrical clarity - not easy at this tempo.
Highlights - key takeaways
- The number is a comic sales job that doubles as plot delivery, paced like a routine in a smoke-filled music hall.
- Jean Leslie’s interjections aren’t decoration - they’re the missing logic links that make the plan sound inevitable.
- History slips in fast: Spain’s spy network, Sardinia as decoy, the chained briefcase, the “wallet litter” that makes Bill Martin feel real.
- Musically, it fuses patter-song agility with brisk swing, using ensemble dovetails to keep the pitch airborne.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Montagu and Cholmondeley attempt, repeatedly, to tee up their idea. The premise: stage the discovery of a British airman’s corpse off Spain, handcuffed to a briefcase carrying “plans” that point Germany toward Sardinia. Jean steps in when the tongue-tied duo stall, filling gaps and translating spycraft into plain logic Bevan can sign. Hester keeps the cold-water realism bubbling - if it leaks, soldiers die. By the button, Bevan gives the orders. The room exhales. The operation has a name and a clock.
Song Meaning
It’s persuasion as theatre. The lyric foregrounds how narratives win wars long before armies land. The mood is chipper on the surface, anxious underneath - the grin of people selling a mad idea they know might work. Context matters: in 1943, Spain teemed with German agents; the right rumor in the right hands could move divisions. The number dramatises this: a show about making a show, where wit and paperwork become weapons.
Annotations
“The expected lyric (to complete ‘well-oiled’ and rhyme with ‘team’) is ‘machine’.”
They yank the rhyme out from under us, signalling the presenters aren’t slick yet - form mirrors their stuttered start.
“Monty has a habit of using this phrase as a means of prefacing big ideas, but it also foreshadows how he will eventually go on to make a movie about Operation Mincemeat itself...”
The self-mythologising starts here. Montagu frames scenes like a director, which the show later winks at when history gets packaged for screens.
“‘Oh my God’ in Spanish... foreshadows the ‘Oh my God’ sung when Bevan is furious with Monty later.”
A neat motivic breadcrumb - the exclamation ricochets across acts, recast by mood.
“It took a lot of planning to figure out how to attach the briefcase... eventually a leather-covered chain was used.”
A real historical detail: a leather-covered chain like those used by bank couriers was adopted to keep the case secure and plausible.
“This is sung with the actors doing ‘air quotes’... so it is clear that the plans are not the real ‘next attack’.”
Stage business underlines subtext. The song keeps reminding us we’re watching a performance - and so are the Germans.
“This is the first instance of Jean solving a problem that stumps Monty & Charlie...”
Jean’s clarity is plot-critical. She’s the one who turns a clever wheeze into an executable brief.
“A term used for the Nazis.”
The diction’s blunt, keeping the stakes present even in a comic number.
“‘Operation Trojan Horse’ was Cholmondeley’s name for the operation... before it was changed to Operation Mincemeat.”
The lyric’s “Trojan corpse” gag is a tidy nod to the real prototype title.
“Hester and Colonel Bevan are more realistic... remind the team of the gravity of the situation.”
They’re the ballast. Without their interjections, the song risks floating off into pure caper; with them, the room stays honest.

Production & instrumentation
On record, the track favors crisp articulation and light-on-its-feet rhythm writing. You hear patter-slick verses, quick ensemble handoffs, and tight stabs that sell the joke without stepping on it. It’s arranged to keep breath in the bar lines - urgency, not clutter.
Key Facts
- Artist: SpitLip (Original London Cast)
- Composer: SpitLip
- Producer: Steve Sidwell
- Release Date: May 12, 2023
- Genre: Musical theatre, comedy; patter-song drive
- Label: Sony Music / Masterworks Broadway
- Mood: brisk, conspiratorial, cheeky
- Length: ~5:37
- Track #: 5
- Language: English
- Album: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)
- Music style: vaudeville-inflected patter, tight ensemble interplay
- Poetic meter: mixed, speech-rhythm leaning trochaic in patter lines
Questions and Answers
- Why the constant false starts at the top?
- They externalise nerves. The presenters can’t even land “Ladies and gentlemen.” It primes us for a pitch that only stabilises when Jean steps in and the plan snaps into focus.
- What historical details hide in the jokes?
- Spain’s busy German spy network, Sardinia as the decoy target, and the chained briefcase are all real-world anchors threaded into the banter.
- How does Jean change the temperature of the room?
- She answers the question the bosses are actually asking: will the enemy see this and bite. One well-placed “Materialise!” reframes the scene from showmanship to strategy.
- “A Trojan Horse - or rather Trojan corpse”... is that just a gag?
- It’s a wink to the operation’s early working title and a tidy way to teach an audience the concept in four words.
- Does the number foreshadow later songs?
- Yes. Montagu’s directorly “picture the scene,” Jean’s rising indispensability, and a repeated “Oh my God” motif all pay off as Act I escalates and Act II reckons with consequences.
Awards and Chart Positions
- Olivier Awards 2024: Best New Musical - Operation Mincemeat; Best Supporting Actor in a Musical - Jak Malone.
- Tony Awards 2025: Best Featured Actor in a Musical - Jak Malone.
- UK Official Charts - Soundtrack Albums: Cast album peaked at no. 5, with multiple weeks on chart.
- UK Official Charts - Compilations/Downloads: Peaked no. 32 (Official Compilations), no. 26 (Album Downloads).
Additional Info
History footnotes that enrich the listen:
- “Trojan Horse” origins: Cholmondeley first floated the idea under that codename before the team renamed it “Mincemeat.”
- Jean Leslie’s “Pam” ephemera: her photograph and an engagement-ring receipt were planted among the pocket litter to authenticate “Major William Martin.”
- The chained briefcase: the team used a leather-covered chain of the kind bank couriers employed, routed discreetly under a sleeve and looped to the coat belt.
- On record: Sony’s release of the Original London Cast Recording on May 12, 2023 put individual tracks - including this one - out as official audio, preserving the show’s rapid-fire clarity.