All the Ladies Lyrics
All the Ladies
[JEAN]Oooh
When I was a girl they thought I was crazy
Cos I wasn't gagging for a man and a baby
I set my sights on joining the Navy but-
[TYPISTS]
"This isn't the right kind of life for a lady"
[JEAN]
Okay, guess it's a no-go
Take my double-x chromosome and go home and stagnate
Cook, clean and sweep the grate
And just wait till somebody wants to procreate
[JEAN, TYPISTS]
But wait a minute (Hey)
What's that sound? (Hey)
War drums coming (Hey)
Getting so loud (Hey)
And all of the men folk are like
"There's a fight?" "What fun!"
"Grab a gun," "Kill the Hun,"
"There's a war to be won"
(Ooh)
Now that they're overseas (Bye bye)
Creating job vacancies (Ooh)
It's plain to see the way to get from A to Z
For us is filling up the factories
And so (Ahh)
Let's go roll up our sleeves (Bye bye)
And show our expertise (Ooh)
No more riding side-saddle, it's time for our battle to start
Get in the system (Rip it apart)
[JEAN and TYPISTS]
All the ladies
On your marks get set
Take this war for all you can get
This conflict's our best opportunity yet
Now the coast is clear and it's time to move on up
[HESTER]
Ladies!
What on earth is all this noise?
Just be sensible, for goodness' sake
And just pipe down
[TYPISTS]
"Pipe down?" "Settle down," "simmer down?"
Only thing that's coming down is the walls
Cos all the men said “Ciao” and it's our turn now
And we're gonna grab life by the-
[HESTER]
Language if you please
[JEAN]
I'm sorry matron but I'm sick of sitting waiting
So if there's a job going spare I'll take it
[JEAN and TYPISTS]
Just gotta wait for a guy to die and vacate it
Girls!
Now it's time to crash their party
Girls!
We're not gonna back down now are we?
Girls
Be a spy, modern day Mata Hari
Rise from the bottom to the top we're an army
Step up sister
Come on line up
Get out mister
You're done, time's up
Let's make progress
Get paid oh yes
Bid those boys goodbye
Keep on 'til we're running MI5
[HESTER]
Youth!
All the ladies
On your marks get set
All the ladies
Take this war for all you can get
Move on up
Now
This conflict's our best opportunity yet
Now the coast is clear and it's time to move on up (hey, hey, hey, hey)
All the ladies, on your marks get set
Take this war for all you can get
Cos the men aren't here
And that's the all clear
To start our careers
And it's time to move on
Move on up
Move on up
Move on up
Move on up
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Fourth track in and the show throws a party you can hear. Jean Leslie rallies the typing pool, Hester barges in like a school bell, and the groove tilts between factory-floor chant and swing-pop strut. The hook is simple and sticky. The wordplay is sharp. Underneath the pep, there’s teeth: the war cracks doors open, and they plan to walk through them in heels and work boots.
Highlights
- Engine of the act - this is the moment the women seize plot agency. The lyric does recruitment, history lesson, and rebellion all at once.
- Sound-world - brisk 4-4 with handclap energy, patter lines that ride the snare, and ensemble refrains that feel crowd-ready.
- Comedy with payload - jokes land, but every punchline hides a statistic about who gets hired when men go to war.
Creation History
Written by SpitLip for Operation Mincemeat, the number joined the West End cast album produced by Steve Sidwell and released by Sony Music in May 2023. As pre-release hype built, the team dropped a handful of fan-voted tracks early - including this one - which helped the song become the cast album’s gateway drug on socials and streams.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Jean vents about doors shut to her - the Navy, the old rules, the small boxes - then pivots. War has emptied desks. Vacancies mean leverage. The typists form a chorus of plans, from factory lines to spycraft. Hester storms in to control the noise, but the noise has purpose. By the coda, the women are done waiting. They’re aiming at MI5’s ceiling.
Song Meaning
On the surface, it’s a workplace anthem. Below that, it’s a manifesto about structural permission. War is the excuse, but hunger is the engine. The message frames opportunity as something seized, not granted. The mood swings from sardonic to swaggering. The context is Britain in World War Two, where necessity briefly trumps etiquette and talent finally gets a shot.
Annotations
Like Montagu and Cholmondeley, Jean also dreamed of joining active military service but was unable to, in her case because of her gender.
Her opening verse carries that bite. The door is shut, not for lack of aptitude, but because the sign says “ladies need not apply.”
Here, Jean suggests that her gender is limiting her opportunities... “double X-chromosome” as a metonym for gender...
The chromosome gag is science and sarcasm. One letter becomes the distance between boredom and purpose.
Women used to ride in a side-saddle position as it was deemed more elegant... Jean is saying that it is time to throw off the restrictions of being “elegant.”
That line flips etiquette into constraint. The song keeps doing this - repurposing old manners into new ammunition.
Mata Hari was a Dutch exotic dancer and courtesan who was convicted of spying for Germany during World War I.
“Be a spy, modern day Mata Hari” threads cheeky fantasy with a real shadow history of women in intelligence.
The MI5 has been run by a woman - Director General Stella Rimington - from 1992 to 1996.
That shout-forward matters. The lyric lets the 1940s chorus dream in the 1990s’ facts.
The ‘all clear’ was the continuous tone siren that marked the end of an air raid in the Blitz...
Turning “all clear” into a career greenlight is the show’s sense of humor in miniature - gallows wit that empowers.

Style and instrumentation
Think tight rhythm section with bright reeds and brass hits, vocals stacked in call-and-response. The pulse never loosens its grip. It’s built for breath, punch, and a wink.
Language and cultural touchpoints
The title nods to pop lingua franca - a cheeky play on a famous 21st century hook - while the lyric trades in 1940s slang, factory talk, and spy lore. That blend is the SpitLip trick: old uniforms, new swagger.
Key Facts
- Artist: SpitLip and the Original West End company
- Roles featured: Jean Leslie, Hester Leggett, Typing Pool
- Writers: SpitLip - David Cumming, Felix Hagan, Natasha Hodgson, Zoë Roberts
- Release date (single drop): April 21, 2023
- Album release: May 12, 2023 - Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical (Original Cast Recording)
- Label: Sony Music Entertainment UK
- Producer (album): Steve Sidwell
- Length: 2:12
- Track #: 4
- Genre: musical theatre with swing-pop and patter-rap elements
- Instruments: rhythm section, reeds, brass, keys
- Mood: defiant, witty, energised
- Language: English
Questions and Answers
- What job does this track do inside the show?
- It flips the spotlight. After strategy rooms and posh offices, the typists grab the mic and change the story’s power balance.
- Is the title a pop reference on purpose?
- Absolutely - a present-day wink that contrasts with the 1940s setting, underlining how long the argument for opportunity has been running.
- Why does Hester try to shut it down?
- Because she believes in order and slow play. Jean is speed, rupture, and risk. The clash is generational and tactical.
- What makes the hook so sticky on record?
- Short syllables, group chant, and downbeat landings. It’s written to be shouted back at a stage.
- Does the song romanticise war?
- No. It frames war as a brutal door-opener - a cynical truth that the lyric treats with humour and intent, not celebration.
Awards and Chart Positions
- Album peaks - UK: Official Soundtrack Albums Chart peak No. 5, with multiple weeks on the tally in 2023-2024.
- Album peaks - UK downloads: Official Album Downloads Chart peak No. 26.
- Olivier Awards 2024: Operation Mincemeat won Best New Musical; Jak Malone won Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Musical.
How to Sing All the Ladies
Voices and blend - Jean leads with a bright, forward mix that can pivot to speechy patter without losing pitch. Hester cuts through with clipped diction and straight tone. Typists carry the chant - tight unison first, then easy thirds.
Breath and groove - plan quick, frequent breaths. Keep consonants percussive on the backbeat. Sit on the pocket; don’t rush the quips.
Range comfort - sits mid staff for mezzos/altos, with optional top sparkle on the final refrains. Belt colour helps, but clarity wins.
Acting beats - play discovery-to-assertion. Start with eye-roll wit, end with recruitment drive. Hester’s “pipe down” lands funniest when she’s genuinely worried about order, not villainous.
Additional Info
- The three typists who back Jean are known in-house as Bella, Italia and Prezzo - a tiny world-building joke that fans love.
- The “Mata Hari” line keeps the spy fantasy playful while nodding to a real figure interrogated by Basil Thomson, whose pulp novels helped inspire the show’s tonal blend.
- The title line doubles as a generational cheer - a deliberate echo of modern pop vernacular set against Blitz sirens and typewriters.