Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics – I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy Lyrics
Man 1
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?
Both
'Cause I'm a Guy
Man 1
My vacuum is rusting
Man 2
My bathtub is crusting
Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 1
My gut is expanding
Man 2
In bed I'm commanding
Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Man 1
'Cause I am strong!
Man 2
Strong!
Both
I am invincible
Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving
Man 2
Meat-eating
Man 1
Jock-itching
Man 2
Channel-flipping
Man 1
Belching, Burping
Man 2
Scratching, Snoring
Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled) Yeah!
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 2
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
Why?
Both
'Cause I'm a Guy
Man 1
My vacuum is rusting
Man 2
My bathtub is crusting
Both
My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 1
My gut is expanding
Man 2
In bed I'm commanding
Both
By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Man 1
'Cause I am strong!
Man 2
Strong!
Both
I am invincible
Man 1
And I'm a hockey-loving
Man 2
Meat-eating
Man 1
Jock-itching
Man 2
Channel-flipping
Man 1
Belching, Burping
Man 2
Scratching, Snoring
Both
Never-stop-to-ask-directions
Guy! (Yelled) Yeah!
Music video
I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Cantata for a First Date
- Stud and a Babe
- Single Man Drought
- Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy
- Tear Jerk
- I Will Be Loved Tonight
- Hey There, Single Gut/Gal
- Satisfaction Guaranteed
-
He Called Me
- Cantata Reprise/Wedding Vows
- Act 2
- Cantata Reprise/Always A Bridesmaid
- Baby Song
- Marriage Tango
- On the Highway of Love
-
Waiting Trio
-
Cantata Reprise
- Shouldn't I Be Less in Love With You?
- I Can Live With That
- Epilogue/I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change