The Joy Of Motherhood Lyrics – Honk
The Joy Of Motherhood Lyrics
Whenyou're stuck
Sat sitting in the middle of your nest
Then at best
You get bored...
There goes drake
On the lake
I can see him through the rushes
All the time
Feeling i'm
Just ignored
I don't pretend that this is all his doing
I'm a sucker for the billing
And the cooing
But when you hear that pitter patter
Of tiny feet it doesn't matter
How long i've had to sit here
Minding my brood
Those little heads so soft and downy
Their baby bods all golden downy
Their beaks constanly open
Waiting for food
It's the joy of motherhood
Those little ducklings
Walking round in a line
I'll do what any other mother would
To try to do my best at bringing up mine
It's the joy of motherhood
Those little perks
That make it all seem worthwhile
I'll do what any other mother would
To get my ducks decked out
And living in stlye
(maureen enters. Dialogue until line "why do we put ourselves through it?)
Maureen: 'cos when you hear that dibble dabble
You're proud to say
"hey that's my rabble"
Then watch their maiden voyage
Out from the bank
Ida: like champagne corks
You'll see the bobbing
Maureen: accompanied by mothers sobbing
Both: relieved, thanks by to nature
Nobody sank
It's the joy...
Maureen: oh, prepare yourself, ida
(they are interrupted as the eggs begin to hatch)
Ida: it's the joy
Both: it's the joy
Ida: it's the joy
Maureen: joy
Ida: joy
Maureen: joy
Ida: joy
Both: it's the joy of motherhood
Those little perks
That make it all seem worthwhile
I'll do what any other mother would
Ida: to get my ducks decked out
And living in style
Maureen: to get those ducks decked out
And living
Ida: to get my ducks decked out
And living
Both: in style
Song Overview
When “The Joy of Motherhood” hatched on the 2001 Honk! (Original Cast Recording), reviewers called it the score’s “sun-dappled lull before the plot turns stormy.” Today the track still pulls almost ten-thousand monthly plays on Spotify, and the Topic upload on YouTube edges toward 15 k views. The Lyrics paint feather-light domesticity—yet beneath the cooing lies George Stiles’ sly harmonic shifts that warn us: mother’s bliss is fragile in a farmyard full of cats.
Personal Review
The piano begins with a lazy three-note droplet, as if Ida’s bill taps pond water. Clarinet answers in thirds, then Maureen swoops in on a silky mezzo line. Midway, muted trumpets sneak in—“pitter-patter of tiny feet”—and suddenly the groove swings like an old BBC dance-band broadcast. I find myself smiling at the 6/8 lilt, then wincing when the tonic slides into a dusky chromatic side-street on “duck by name and duck by nature.” One sentence? A mother-hood anthem that smells of pondweed and powder milk, with just a whiff of looming fox.
Song Meaning and Annotations
Stiles & Drewe wrote “The Joy of Motherhood” to do three jobs at once. First, it lets Ida vent comic frustration—a sitting duck married to a shirker. Second, it plants the central metaphor: parenting means guarding difference. Third, it gives Maureen space to echo Ida in tight close-harmony, foreshadowing the show’s recurring duet structure. The Lyrics bounce in Seussian anapests—“Those little heads so soft and downy / Their baby bods all golden-brown-y”—yet Drewe slips internal rhymes on “pitter-patter / tiny feet,” a wink to the original Andersen fairy-tale cadence.
Musical architecture. Verse sections sit in B-flat major, but each “Joy of Motherhood” refrain dips to G minor on the syllable “Joy,” catching a bittersweet sigh before climbing back to major. That tension mirrors Ida’s mixed feelings: pride and exhaustion stirred into one nest. Stiles threads a slow rising bass-line under the hatching section; when the four ducklings pop out, the bass finally lands on the root and cymbals shimmer—a musical candle blown out in celebration.
Dramaturgic timing. Placing the song second in the show is calculated. We’ve met Ugly in “Different (Pre-Reprise),” but here we learn why Ida will fight so fiercely for him: she earned that brood the hard way—on numb tail feathers.
“I’ll do what any other mother would / To get my ducks decked out and living in style”
The couplet sells Ida’s heart: practical, protective, and sharper than a Drake ever knew.
Verse Highlights
Opening Soliloquy
Cornet tremolo under “I don’t pretend” echoes a farmyard fly buzz—domestic stagnation.
Middle Counterpoint (Ida & Maureen)
Two-part swing harmony, Maureen always a third above Ida: community support nested in song.
Final Hatch
Key modulates up a whole step; tambourine shakes mimic cracking shells before the quartet of ducklings chirps twice on a unison “peep.” The audience melts.
Song Credits
- Featured Vocalists: Kristin Marks (Ida), Leigh McDonald (Maureen) – West End cast
- Producers: Dress Circle Records (2001 release)
- Composers: George Stiles (music) & Anthony Drewe (lyrics)
- Release Date: January 30 2001
- Genre: Broadway / Pastoral Swing
- Instruments: piano, clarinet, muted trumpet, brushed drums, pizzicato bass
- Label: Dress Circle / Absolute Marketing Intl.
- Mood: Warm, lightly wistful
- Length: 4 min 38 sec
- Track #: 2 on Honk! (Original Cast Recording)
- Language: English
- Poetic meter: Anapestic tetrameter with internal rhymes
- Copyrights © 2000 Josef Weinberger Ltd. / MTI
Songs Exploring Mother-Duck Devotion
“Mama Will Provide” – Once on This Island (1990): Mother Earth goddess Asaka promises shelter in calypso-pop exuberance. Both numbers celebrate maternal creativity, yet Asaka’s percussion-heavy groove shouts freedom; Ida’s swing tip-toes through pond reeds.
“Everything Changes” – Waitress (2016): Jenna’s lullaby to her newborn mirrors Ida’s epiphany. Sara Bareilles weaves modern pop chords; Stiles opts for lush jazz voicings, but both songs pivot on that first breath of unconditional care.
“Dear Theodosia” – Hamilton (2015): Burr and Hamilton croon paternal vows in folk-ballad restraint. Swap the Founding Fathers for ducks and the promise feels familiar: “They’ll blow us all away,” or in Ida’s case, paddle across the pond.
Questions and Answers
- Was “The Joy of Motherhood” ever released as a stand-alone single?
- No; it lives exclusively on cast recordings and streaming platforms.
- Does the song appear in Honk JR?
- Yes—MTI retains the full duet, trimming only a few spoken quips to suit youth-show runtimes.
- Which cast albums include the track?
- The 1998 Demo, the 2001 Original Cast, and the 2015 remastered West End set—all feature “The Joy of Motherhood.”
- Are there viral cover videos online?
- Several school choirs post renditions; Inspo Theatre’s 2013 clip hit 12 k views on Facebook.
- Why did critics praise the number despite the show’s mixed reviews?
- They cited its “effortless Seuss-swing” and “character-first comedy,” qualities that helped Honk! snatch the 2000 Olivier over mega-hits.
Awards and Chart Positions
The song itself never charted, but Honk! stunned London by winning the 2000 Olivier Award for Best New Musical, toppling both Mamma Mia! and The Lion King. Its cast album briefly cracked Amazon UK’s top-100 soundtrack list in 2021 after a TikTok clip of Ida’s big note went mini-viral, proving motherhood sells even in meme culture.
How to Sing?
Range: Ida A3–E?5; Maureen B?3–D5.
Breath Tips: Inhale on rests before “pitter-patter” and “dibble-dabble”; the alliteration steals oxygen fast.
Style: Think Peggy Lee with webbed feet—warm chest voice, gentle scoops on downbeats.
Tempo: Keep 6/8 lilt around 120–126 bpm; slower muddies swing, faster blurs consonants.
Acting Note: Picture the nest under you; let every portamento feel like fluff being rearranged.
Fan and Media Reactions
“Soft-shoe swing for pond-scape mothers everywhere—pure ducky delight.” – The Guardian
“Our kindergarten chorus begged to sing the Lyrics; parents wept at the final ‘JOY!’” – Teacher blog post
“Proof Stiles & Drewe can slip Rodgers-and-Hammerstein heart under cartoon feathers.” – WhatsOnStage review, 2015 remaster
“Nine months pregnant, I looped this track—felt every squawk and sigh.” – YouTube comment, 2024
“Sondheim once said comedy springs from character; here it springs from the nest.” – Theatre critic tweet, 2025
Music video
Honk Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- A Poultry Tale
- The Joy Of Motherhood
- Different
- Hold Your Head Up High
- Look At Him
- Play With Your Food
- The Elegy
- Every Tear A Mother Cries
- The Wild Goose Chase
- Hold Your Head Up High (Reprise)
- Act 2
- It Takes All Sorts
- Together
- The Collage
- Now I've Seen You
- Warts And All
- The Blizzard
- Finale: Look At Him
- Warts And All (Reprise)