A Warning to the Audience Lyrics – Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, A
A Warning to the Audience Lyrics
ENSEMBLE:
For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart
You'd best depart
An usher fainted in the aisle
A nun from Leicester lost her wits
You might avoid the first or second row
Blood may spill
And spines may chill
It's ghastly - still
We thought you ought to know
It's only just past eight
It's not too late
For God's sake!
For God's sake
For God's sake go!
For those of you of weaker constitution
For those of you who may be faint of heart
This is a tale of revenge and retribution
So if you're smart
Before we start
You'd best depart
You'd best depart
An usher fainted in the aisle
A nun from Leicester lost her wits
You might avoid the first or second row
Blood may spill
And spines may chill
It's ghastly - still
We thought you ought to know
It's only just past eight
It's not too late
For God's sake!
For God's sake
For God's sake go!
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Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, A Lyrics: Song List
- Act I
- A Warning to the Audience
- You're a D'Ysquith
- I Don't Know What I'd Do
- Foolish to Think
- A Warning to Monty
- I Don't Understand the Poor
- Foolish to Think (Reprise)
- Poison in My Pocket
- Poor Monty
- Better With a Man
- Inside Out
-
Lady Hyacinth Abroad
- The Last One You'd Expect
- Act II
- Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying
- Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying (Reprise)
- Sibella
- I've Decided to Marry You
- Final Warning
- Poison in My Pocket (Reprise)
- Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
- Stop! Wait! What?!
- That Horrible Woman
- Finale