Nobody Cares About Santa Lyrics - Elf

Nobody Cares About Santa Lyrics

Fake Santas, Store Manager, Buddy

Nobody Cares About Santa

[FAKE SANTA #1]
Used to be
I’d stand on the busiest corner,
Ring my bell and make the people smile.
Nowadays,
They pass me by, and who knows why?
Could it be that old Saint Nick's gone out of style?

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
Well, nobody cares,
Nobody cares,
Nobody cares about Santa.
They read their list,
Then you get dismissed,
‘Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus.

[FAKE SANTA #2]
Used to be
The kids waited hours to see me.
All that joy could almost make you cry.

[MANAGER]
Now they think
I’m just passé, some dumb cliché,
And it makes me wonder why I even try.

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
Well, nobody cares,
Nobody cares,
Nobody cares about Santa.
You once were revered—

[FAKE SANTA #3]
Now they yank off your beard!

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
‘Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus.

[FAKE SANTA #1 & BUDDY]
Is this all a sign?

[BUDDY]
Is this all an awful sign?

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
Of a sad decline?

[BUDDY]
A miserable, sad decline!

[BUDDY]
I never knew such disrespect
Could ever have existed.
No wonder this whole city
Has been naughty listed!

(Dance break.)

[BUDDY]
How can Santa Claus?

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
How can good old Santa Claus?

[BUDDY]
Be a hopeless cause?

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
A totally hopeless cause!

[BUDDY]
Even little children
Think that Santa’s overrated.
I kinda get the feeling
That New York is jaded!

[ALL FAKE SANTAS]
Kinda get that feeling, too!

[ALL]
Well, nobody cares,
Nobody cares,
Nobody cares about Santa.
The bringer of bliss—

[BUDDY]
What kind of world is this?!

[ALL]
Where nobody cares about
Weary, fed up,
Ready to hang the sled up,
Santa Claus.

Ho? Ho? Ho?
No! No! No!

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by Michael Mandell, Sebastian Arcelus, Ensemble Of The Original Broadway Production Of Elf The Musical
Writer(s): Matthew Sklar, Chad Beguelin


Song Overview

Nobody Cares About Santa lyrics by Original Broadway Cast of Elf
The Original Broadway company delivers the finale-setup number “Nobody Cares About Santa.”

Review and Highlights

Scene from Nobody Cares About Santa by the Elf Broadway cast
“Nobody Cares About Santa” lands midway through Act II, right where the city’s cynicism should peak.

Musicals love a pivot point, and this scene song does the job with a wink. A chorus of out-of-work department-store Santas grumbles while Buddy tries to defend the spirit that raised him. The writers set it like a downtown street routine: punchy brass hits, quick-fire patter, stacked ensemble refrains. It’s bright on top and a little bruised underneath. You can feel the show tightening the screws before it lets the big redemption numbers breathe.

Creation History

The number premiered with the 2010 Broadway production and appears on the 2011 original cast recording on Ghostlight Records. The studio cut spotlights Michael Mandell as the Macy’s Store Manager and Sebastian Arcelus as Buddy. A reimagined version later turned up in the NBC stop-motion special Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas with a different cast, proving the tune travels well across formats.

Highlights - key takeaways

  1. Street-corner swing meets Broadway belt - a gripe turned showpiece.
  2. Comic business drives character: Buddy’s outrage reads as sincerity, not naiveté.
  3. Section writing is tight: verse quips, call-and-response tags, a crowd-pleasing button.
  4. Sets up the late-show thaw without stealing the finale’s thunder.

Song Meaning

Elf Broadway cast performing Nobody Cares About Santa
The staging leans into New York snark so Buddy’s sincerity can cut through.

Plot

After everything goes sideways, Buddy stumbles into a clutch of exhausted fake Santas who vent about being manhandled by a jaded city. Management adds to the noise. Buddy, stunned, treats it like an omen: has belief itself slipped? The number tumbles into a rhythmic chant of “nobody”s, building crowd energy that’s more mob than carol. It’s a storm that the later scenes will have to clear.

Song message, mood, context

The message is simple and pointed: when wonder turns transactional, even Santa becomes a costume. The mood runs brisk and sardonic, then tips into Buddy’s earnest protest. Context-wise, it’s the dark-lilt counterweight to the show’s candy-cane optimism, a quick portrait of holiday burnout that makes the end-of-show lift feel earned.

Style and groove

Rhythm-first theatre writing: percussive patter, unison shouts, and stop-time gags built for choreography. Orchestrations punch the brass and reeds, with the rhythm section snapping the chorus into place. If Act I sings, this one struts.

Language and wit

Short set-ups, clean rhymes, and a pile-on of “nobody” refrains. The gag about yanking beards does what musical comedy should do - land a laugh while showing a world that’s lost patience with its own myths.

Shot of Nobody Cares About Santa, Elf OBCR
Street-chorus energy, fast tag lines, and a tidy button.

Key Facts

  • Artist: Original Broadway Cast of Elf - The Musical
  • Featured performers: Michael Mandell, Sebastian Arcelus
  • Composer: Matthew Sklar
  • Lyricist: Chad Beguelin
  • Release date: November 1, 2011
  • Album: Elf: The Musical - Original Broadway Cast Recording
  • Label: Ghostlight Records
  • Length: 4:09
  • Track #: 11
  • Language: English
  • Music style: uptempo theatre swing with patter and ensemble chant
  • Instruments: pit orchestra with brass and reeds emphasis
  • Mood: sardonic, bustling, then indignant
  • YouTube Video ID: laZXa5p0sOs
  • Official single status: album track - not issued as a stand-alone single

Questions and Answers

Where does the song sit in the story?
Act II. It’s the comic-pressure valve that exposes the city’s holiday fatigue before the plot restores belief.
Who leads the track on the cast album?
Michael Mandell’s Store Manager and Sebastian Arcelus’s Buddy, supported by the ensemble of fake Santas.
What theatrical traditions does it tap?
Street-chorus vaudeville, patter song technique, and call-and-response writing built for choreography.
Has it been adapted outside Broadway?
Yes - a version appears in the TV special Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas, recorded by a different cast.
Why does the lyric lean so hard on repetition?
To sound like crowd noise. The stacked “nobody” tags create a wall of dismissal that Buddy has to break.

Awards and Chart Positions

ItemResultNotes
Drama League Awards - Distinguished Production of a MusicalNomination (2011)Recognition for the original Broadway production.
Elf: The Musical - Original London Cast Recording#16 UK Official Soundtrack AlbumsLondon cast album charted during its 2015 run.

Additional Info

  • The song’s stage business invites choreography built on bell-ringing gestures, beard-gag timing, and freeze-frame “nobody” buttons.
  • The London cast album and the TV special’s soundtrack both include versions, reflecting the tune’s portability between stage and screen.
  • On the OBCR, the cue sets up the late-show chain of redemptions without undercutting the finale’s payoff - a neat bit of pacing.


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