Poor Baby Lyrics — Company
Poor Baby Lyrics
Darling--
HARRY:
Yes?
SARAH:
Robert.
HARRY:
What?
SARAH:
I worry.
HARRY:
Why?
SARAH:
He's all alone.
There's no one--
HARRY:
Where?
SARAH:
In his life.
HARRY:
Oh.
SARAH:
Robert ought to have a woman.
Poor baby, all alone,
Evening after evening by the telephone.
We're the only tenderness he's ever known.
Poor baby!
JENNY:
David--
DAVID:
Yes?
JENNY:
Robert.
DAVID:
What?
JENNY:
I worry.
DAVID:
Why?
JENNY:
It's such a waste.
There's no one--
DAVID:
Where?
JENNY:
In his life.
DAVID:
Oh.
JENNY:
Robert ought to have a woman.
Poor baby, sitting there,
Staring at the walls and playing solitaire,
Making conversation with the empty air.
Poor baby!
[Later, as Robert takes April to bed]
SARAH:
Robert...
JENNY:
Bobby...
SARAH:
Robert, angel...
JENNY:
Bobby, honey...
SARAH:
You know,
No one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do,
No one,
But isn't she a little bit, well,
You know,
Face it,
Why her?
Better,
No one--
JENNY:
...wants you to be happy
More than I do,
No one,
But--
SARAH & JENNY:
Isn't she a little bit, well,
You know,
Face it--
SUSAN:
You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do--
AMY & JOANNE:
You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do,
No one,
But--
ALL:
Isn't she a little bit, well--
[Variously]
Dumb?
Tacky?
Vulgar?
Old?
Tall?
Aggressive?
Where is she from?
Neurotic?
Peculiar?
And cheap?
She seems so dead.
She's tall enough to be your mother.
And gross?
Depressing?
She's very weird.
And immature?
Goliath!
[Together]
Poor baby, all alone,
Throw a lonely dog a bone, it's still a bone.
We're the only tenderness he's ever known.
Poor baby!
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Quick summary
- A mid-Act II ensemble from Stephen Sondheim’s Company, voiced by the married women who circle Robert.
- Recorded for the 1970 Original Broadway Cast album produced by Thomas Z. Shepard on the Columbia Masterworks label.
- Function in the show: the wives project their fears and tastes onto Robert, masking concern with snobbery and wit.
- Recorded during the famous marathon session documented in D. A. Pennebaker’s film about the cast album.
- Subsequent versions appear on the 2006 Broadway revival and 2018 London cast recordings.
Creation History
“Poor Baby” arrives after the show’s midlife-crisis first act has cracked open Robert’s defenses and just as Act II interrogates what the couples really want from him. The number, written by Stephen Sondheim and orchestrated by Jonathan Tunick, was preserved on the Original Broadway Cast album that hit stores in May 1970. The label’s own chronology notes the first LP release on May 13, 1970, aligning with the era’s industry practice of rushing cast albums into shops within days of opening night. That urgency framed the legendary marathon at Columbia’s 30th Street Studio, the session later immortalized by D. A. Pennebaker’s documentary about the making of the album, where the creative team, led on the recording side by producer Thomas Z. Shepard, captured the show’s bite and city cadence in a single high-wire day.
Across productions, the number holds its place in Act II as a wives’ chorus that toggles between cosseting and critique. It has been refashioned slightly in revival orchestrations yet retains the bracing, percussive patter and cool harmonies that sharpen its satire. Modern releases - including the 2006 Broadway revival and the 2018 London cast - keep the song’s barbed humor while adapting instrumentation to their production aesthetics.
Highlights and texture: The piece is a tight mixed-ensemble vignette that moves like chamber pop laced with Broadway brass. Sondheim sets conversational fragments against a steady, almost lullaby sway, then undercuts the tenderness with rhymes that sting. The voices braid into clustered chords on “Poor baby,” then splinter into sly asides. What reads at first as simple sympathy curdles into status-checking and gatekeeping. The rhythmic bed is unhurried, but the lyrics pick up pace with interruptions - “You know... Face it” - little syncopations that feel like raised eyebrows.
Key takeaways: This is not a love song; it is a social x-ray. The wives’ language is a performance of care that exposes their possessiveness over Robert as a mascot for their married lives. The music mirrors that doublespeak: tender surface, brittle undertow.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Robert’s circle has thrown their ritual birthday party, and by Act II the theme is clear: everyone wants Robert to be coupled, yet no partner seems good enough. In “Poor Baby,” the wives - Sarah, Jenny, Susan, Amy, Joanne - gather as a chorus of concern. They tell on themselves. They coo over their friend’s loneliness, then dismantle the woman he is seeing with a carousel of put-downs. The lyric toggles from “We are the only tenderness he’s ever known” to a shopping-list of insults for his current date. The scene plays while Robert is in bed with April, the flight attendant, so the wives’ concern literally drowns out intimacy. The sequence ties up two threads: their curation of Robert’s image and his own inability to choose intimacy over the safety of spectatorship.
Song Meaning
The number unpacks upper-middle-class benevolence as control. The repeated address “Poor baby” reduces Robert to a pet project, a canvas for their values. There is a genuine vein of care, but it is freighted with projection: marriage as accomplishment, taste as armor. The subtext is that his singledom props up their narrative - a friend who can float between couples, a plus-one for their dinners, a reflection that flatters what they chose. The music’s soothing contours dress down harsh judgments, a smart Sondheim trick that lets cruelty arrive in soft focus.
Annotations
“She’s tall enough to be your mother.”
This crack operates on two levels. First, it flips the norm - a “tall enough” jab about a woman’s height that smuggles in ageism. Second, it conjures an older generation as a specter of what the wives fear becoming, then denies that mirror by shaming the date. Joanne’s deadpan delivery makes the hypocrisy part of the gag - a hallmark of her character that later detonates in her barroom toast “The Ladies Who Lunch.” The broader cultural backdrop matters: late 60s and early 70s New York saw status anxiety reshaped by feminism and new sexual mores. The wives’ fixation on appearance reads like a last-ditch defense of their classed script of womanhood.
“Goliath...”
The David and Goliath tag keeps the height motif running and turns Robert’s date into a mythic foil. The biblical wink is a comic speed bump but also a power play; it gives the chorus license to shrink another woman with storybook shorthand. It is ribbing as judgment, cushioned by cultural reference. Sondheim loves these miniature rhetorical traps: the line is funny in the room, but it leaves a bruise in retrospect.
Under the hood, the number is built from short, overlapping phrases, the wives finishing one another’s thoughts like a long marriage might finish a spouse’s sentence. That ensemble writing lets Sondheim sketch social consensus in sound. At key moments the harmony tightens on words like “tenderness” and then opens to airy intervals when they say the quiet part out loud - “It’s still a bone.” That dog-bone metaphor yanks away the lullaby and exposes the condescension outright.

Instrumentation and rhythm
The arrangement glides on light rhythm-section pulse, with reeds and muted brass tinting the texture. Tunick’s orchestrations tend to place woodwinds where a pop record might throw strings, keeping the sound intimate. The groove never pushes; it saunters, which suits the salon-like gossip. A few well-placed pit accents underline the wives’ punch lines - little cymbal “shh” sounds, a hushed horn response. The effect is a musical whisper network.
Language and wit
Notice how Sondheim uses call-and-response to dramatize Robert’s life as an empty stage: “There’s no one - / Where? - / In his life.” Those clipped questions perform concern but also pry. The bitter humor lands hardest when a sweet consonance sets up a tart rhyme. Lines like “Throw a lonely dog a bone - it’s still a bone” parody charity and admit that the pity on offer is about the givers, not the given.
Key Facts
- Artist: Original Broadway Cast of Company (featuring Barbara Barrie, Teri Ralston, Merle Louise, Beth Howland, Elaine Stritch, with the husbands’ voices in ensemble)
- Featured: The wives’ ensemble within the cast; Robert’s presence is offstage during the scene
- Composer: Stephen Sondheim
- Producer: Thomas Z. Shepard
- Release Date: May 13, 1970
- Genre: Broadway, stage-pop
- Instruments: Pit orchestra with rhythm section, reeds, brass; orchestrations by Jonathan Tunick
- Label: Columbia Masterworks
- Mood: Tender on the surface, acid underneath; observational, sly
- Length: circa 3:04
- Track #: 10 on the Original Broadway Cast album
- Language: English
- Album: Company (Original Broadway Cast)
- Music style: Ensemble patter with close harmonies; light swing inflections
- Poetic meter: Mixed, prose-like patter set in regular bar groupings; conversational scansion
Canonical Entities & Relations
People
- Stephen Sondheim - wrote music and lyrics.
- Thomas Z. Shepard - produced the original cast album.
- Jonathan Tunick - orchestrated the score.
- Barbara Barrie, Teri Ralston, Merle Louise, Beth Howland, Elaine Stritch - sang the wives’ lines on the album cut.
- Harold Prince - produced and directed the Broadway production.
- Harold Hastings - served as musical director on Broadway.
- D. A. Pennebaker - directed the documentary chronicling the recording session.
Organizations
- Columbia Masterworks - released the cast album in 1970.
- Masterworks Broadway - later catalog holder and reissue imprint.
- The Recording Academy - honored the album in the Best Musical Theater Album category.
Works
- Company - musical by Stephen Sondheim and George Furth; Broadway premiere 1970.
- Original Cast Album: Company - documentary about the album sessions.
Venues/Locations
- Columbia 30th Street Studio, New York - site of the cast album recording session.
Questions and Answers
- Who produced “Poor Baby” on the original cast album?
- Thomas Z. Shepard produced the album recording.
- When was this track first released on record?
- May 13, 1970, as part of the Original Broadway Cast album.
- Who wrote the music and lyrics?
- Stephen Sondheim wrote both.
- Where does the number sit within the show’s arc?
- It lands mid-Act II, just as Robert’s friends expose their stake in his singledom.
- What is the central tension in the lyric?
- Tenderness vs condescension - affection wrapped around classed judgments.
- Which later recordings feature the number?
- The 2006 Broadway revival album and the 2018 London cast recording both include it.
- How does the orchestration support the subtext?
- Light, velvety textures and unhurried pulse soften the sting of the wives’ critiques.
- Is the scene connected to another moment onstage?
- Yes. It is juxtaposed with Robert’s night with April, underscoring how others drown out his intimacy.
- Did the cast album session gain cultural afterlife?
- Absolutely. The recording day was captured in D. A. Pennebaker’s documentary, now a classic in its own right.
- How do later productions treat the song?
- They retain the wives’ chorus function; orchestrational colors shift but the satirical bite remains.
Awards and Chart Positions
The track itself was not released as a standalone single in 1970, but the album that carries it earned serious hardware and long-haul recognition.
| Year | Honor | Detail |
|---|---|---|
| 1971 | Grammy Award | Best Musical Theater Album - Original Broadway Cast recording of Company. |
| 2008 | Grammy Hall of Fame | Original Broadway Cast album inducted for historical significance. |
While detailed weekly pop chart placements for individual cuts are scarce for theatre albums of the period, contemporary coverage praised the record widely. As noted in a 1970 New Yorker review, Sondheim’s writing was singled out for its intelligence and freshness. According to Playbill’s historical rollups, the album sits among Grammy winners that defined their Broadway seasons.
Additional Info
Notable versions: Subsequent cast recordings ensure “Poor Baby” has a long discography tail. The 2006 Broadway revival album on Nonesuch compresses the track for a brisker scene change, while the 2018 London cast recording under Marianne Elliott’s direction reframes the show around a female Bobbie and retains the wives’ chorus function with a tweaked orchestral palette. These releases keep the song’s function intact: it is the couples’ group-think, set to tune.
On the recording session lore: The album was made in a single, exhausting day at Columbia’s 30th Street Studio. Most theatre nerds know the famous late-night struggle to capture “The Ladies Who Lunch” on mic; “Poor Baby” did not produce headlines of fatigue in the room, but it reflects the same pressure-cooker ethos. As stated in coverage surrounding the documentary’s reissues, that session has become the benchmark by which cast album intensity is measured.
Critical lens: The number is small on the surface - a sweet minor-key sigh for a friend - but it functions like a scalpel. When the wives sing “We’re the only tenderness he’s ever known,” they confess their need to be needed. According to NME magazine’s broader notes on concept-driven albums in theatre and pop cross-talk, recordings like this one demonstrate how character songs can play like pop tracks while still serving a dramaturgical purpose. And as a 2021 feature in The New Yorker revisiting the documentary suggests, the reason the album endures is that it captures not just songs but attitudes - urban, wry, exacting - and “Poor Baby” is one of the score’s neatest studies in polite savagery.
Sources: Masterworks Broadway; IBDB; Wikipedia; The New Yorker; Playbill; castalbums.org; Discogs; Apple Music; Spotify; Shazam.
Company Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture/Company
- Little Things You Do Together
- Sorry-Grateful
- You Could Drive a Person Crazy
- Have I Got a Girl for You
- Someone Is Waiting
- Another Hundred People
- Getting Married Today
- Marry Me a Little
- Act 2
- Entr'Acte
- Side by Side/What Would We Do Without You?
- Poor Baby
- Tick Tock
- Barcelona
- Ladies Who Lunch
- Being Alive
- Finale