Zack's Flavour Lyrics > Commentary, The Musical

I don`t do songs, i`m all about the written word
And you should see me write graffiti, concrete`s preferred
There`s nothin` Worse than hearing verse sung like a tweety bird
Unless it`s screamin` `Cause i`m beatin` Up a theater nerd
Or haven`t you heard `
I`m the black sheep in a band of brothers
Who sit around singing showtunes
Giving back rubs to each other
You make a musical, don`t matter if it`s witty or pretty
That`s a one way ticket to buttkicked city
Where you all are permanent residents
Do you need a little more evidence`
Dr. Horrible - hey that`s sound kinda dark and cool
Sing-along blog - what the f*!k is this` Preschool`

Zacky`s doing us a little favor
Blessin` Commentary with his flavor
Don`t tell him it`s a musical
`Cause then he might kill us all

You people are in freefall, straight into a cheese ball
I get a message please call my bookie buddy, he`s all -
What the hell is up with you up on hulu
Thought we were layin` Low after that hooker snafu
I said, hey listen, you just misunderstood
I got to get in on this web shit while the gettin`s good
I didn`t know there were songs, that sh#t makes me sick
My brother said it`s about a guy who kills some chick

Jed:
Hey, weren`t you a prince in `the king and i` In seventh grade`

Zack:
No, but i was backstage in the dark getting laid

Jed:
Weren`t you pigpen in that `charlie brown` Show we did`

Zack:
No, i just wandered on stage during my homeless period

Jed:
Didn`t you sing about the business in `annie get your gun``

Zack:
Is that what that was` I`ve been tanked up since ninety-one

Jed:
Weren`t you the tin man in `the wizard of oz` Or something`

Zack:
Yeah, but i played the f*!k out of that part.

Zacky`s doing us a little favor
Blessin` Commentary with his flavor
Don`t tell him it`s a musical
`Cause then he might kill us all

I wrote all the good lines and i made them funny
But i was only in it for the horrible money
Plus some were cut out, cause joss is such a wuss he
Cut my line for the girl, `the penny is my p_ssy`
Not to mention my whole moist storyline
Where he gets caught selling blow at a rest stop and serves time
And then he get`s out and tries to get
His sh#t together
And teaches art to underprivileged kids at the local high school,
But things take an interesting turn when an old
Gambling buddy comes to collect.
See it`s his former life coming back to haunt him.
You can`t outrun your past. See` Get it` That`s the point, joss.
It`s compelling!
What`s going to happen to these kids`!

Zacky`s doing us a little favor
Blessin` Commentary with his flavor
Don`t tell him it`s a musical
`Cause then he might kill us all

Last Update: June, 10th 2013