Toot Sweets Lyrics – Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Toot Sweets Lyrics
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well there's something new on the scene
A mouth full of cheer
A sweet without peer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!
Truly:
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be mute!
Caractacus:
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker
Truly:
and don't try a toffee or cream!
If you seek perfection in sugar confection,
Caractacus:
well, there's something new on the scene:
Truly:
that mouth full of cheer;
Caractacus:
that sweet without peer;
Both:
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with tweetable, eatable sound!
Scrumptious:
No--take it away!
Truly:
Father, please! (he takes one)
Toot! Hmm-Hmm. Toot! Laughter from Truly and her father. (He takes a bite)
Caractacus:
He likes it!
Cast:
Hooray!
Caractacus:
Their value is intrinsic,
Truly:
surpass any mint stick
Kids:
Or marshmallow mouthful you munch
Caractacus:
Though licorice is chewy
Truly:
And gum drops are gooey
Kids:
And chocolate is charming to crunch
Caractacus and Truly:
That savory fife,
Women:
that sweet of your life
Kids and factory workers:
It's clearly the best of the bunch.
(Dance break)
All:
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Caractacus:
That savory fife
Truly:
That sweet of your life
All:
Is clearly the best of the bunch
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The treat that's so tweetable,
lusciously eatable,
with that unbeatable--(break) sound!
Song Overview

Personal Review
This is where whimsy meets engineering. The lyrics sell candy; the staging sells chaos; the joke sells itself. “Toot Sweets” is a showroom waltz that turns into a canine cavalry, a tidy musical commercial that accidentally works too well. The pleasure is in the mechanism: rhyme clicks with rhythm, props cue gags, and the melody trips lightly across the floor while a factory melts down behind it. You come for sugar, you stay for the slapstick.
Song Meaning and Annotations

The premise is simple and clever: Caractacus Potts invents a candy you can whistle - a “musical morsel supreme.” It’s sales pitch as show tune, a bright 3-4 sway that feels like an ad jingle inflated to full orchestral size. In the film, the number takes place at the Scrumptious Sweet Co. and doubles as a demonstration for the boss’s daughter Truly, making the song both product launch and courtship rehearsal. The Sherman Brothers’ signature is all over it - wordplay that sounds like it could sit on a toy shelf and orchestration that keeps the joke buoyant.
Musically, think operetta wink meets music-hall bustle. Irwin Kostal’s orchestra keeps the lilt polite while the ensemble vocals pop like hard candy. The tune is built for motion: short phrases invite choreography, and the inner rhymes snap like gears. When the edible whistles start tootling, the arrangement leaves room for diegetic sound - the joke needs acoustic space to bloom.
The emotional arc is cheerful confidence turning to good-natured calamity. Potts sells perfection; the world answers with dogs. That contrast is the comic engine: a neat idea encounters reality and reality tracks mud through the room. It’s cousin to the Shermans’ other “spark of an idea” numbers, where optimism wears a lab coat.
“Don’t waste your pucker on some all-day sucker”
Classic ad-copy cadence. The lyric uses patter to hustle you past doubt, like a fast-talking inventor emptying his pockets to reveal prototypes. Annotation: the line’s trochaic kick lets the consonants sparkle without tripping the waltz.
“The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat”
Mission statement as tongue-twister. The chiasmus does the selling - inversion equals delight - and the orchestra smiles along.
“A bonbon to blow on at last has been found”
That’s the thesis in one bar. The rhyme is slightly silly on purpose; the staging turns silly into spectacle.
Context beyond the film: the number carries straight into the stage musical, where Act 1’s factory scene still uses “Toot Sweets” to test the invention in front of Lord Scrumptious. On recordings, you’ll spot it sung by Michael Ball and the Original London Cast in 2002, proof that the confection travels well from screen to stage.
Production note for soundtrack nerds: the original LP placed “Toot Sweets” early in the sequence and clocks it a touch over three minutes. Several reissues have preserved that placement, with modern restorations crediting Kostal as conductor and the Sherman Brothers as composers-lyricists.
Creation history
Composed and written by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman for the 1968 film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Orchestration and music supervision by Irwin Kostal. Sung onscreen by Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes with Heather Ripley and Adrian Hall joining, accompanied by Kostal’s studio orchestra. The number reappeared in the 2002 London Palladium musical and subsequent cast recordings.
Verse Highlights

Verse 1
Patter setup, mock-lecturer tone. The huckster charm is deliberate - it lets the ensemble layer in responses like a focus group agreeing to be dazzled.
Chorus
Hook built from mirrored nouns: candy that whistles, whistles you eat. The internal rhyme is the point; it’s the product demo in miniature.
Ensemble break
Kids and factory workers fold in brand claims - “best of the bunch” - while orchestration flickers with piccolo and light brass. You can hear the advertising posters turning in your head.
Key Facts

- Featured: Dick Van Dyke (Caractacus Potts), Sally Ann Howes (Truly Scrumptious), Heather Ripley and Adrian Hall; orchestra under Irwin Kostal.
- Producer: music supervision and conducting by Irwin Kostal.
- Composer: Richard M. Sherman, Robert B. Sherman.
- Release Date: December 17, 1968 (original soundtrack LP).
- Genre: show tune, soundtrack waltz with music-hall patter.
- Instruments: full studio orchestra - strings, woodwinds, brass, light percussion; featured ensemble vocals.
- Label: United Artists Records.
- Mood: cheery, salesy, mischievous.
- Length: ~3:28.
- Track #: 3 on the original LP.
- Language: English.
- Album: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.
- Music style: operetta-flavored 3-4 with crisp patter and ensemble call-and-response.
- Poetic meter: bouncy trochaic and anapestic phrases over waltz accents.
- © Copyrights: United Artists Records; composition by the Sherman Brothers.
- Stage afterlife: kept in the 2002 London Palladium musical and cast album; performed by Michael Ball and company.
Questions and Answers
- Where in the story does “Toot Sweets” appear?
- Early in the film at the Scrumptious factory - it’s both a sales demo and a spark for Potts and Truly’s partnership on the shop floor.
- Who wrote the song and who oversaw the orchestral sound?
- Music and lyrics by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman; Irwin Kostal supervised, arranged and conducted the score.
- Did the piece chart as a single?
- No single chart run for the song itself, but the soundtrack album reached No. 10 on the UK Official Albums Chart in February 1969.
- Is it in the stage musical?
- Yes - Act 1 keeps “Toot Sweets” as the factory set-piece, credited to Caractacus, Truly, Lord Scrumptious and ensemble.
- Any notable recordings beyond the film?
- The 2002 Original London Cast album features it prominently, with Michael Ball leading; later tours and cast albums follow suit.
Awards and Chart Positions
The individual song was not a singles contender, but the parent soundtrack did chart - peaking at No. 10 on the UK Official Albums Chart on February 8, 1969. More broadly, the film’s music earned major-season attention: the title song received an Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song at the 41st Academy Awards, and Golden Globe nominations followed for Best Original Song and Best Original Score.
How to Sing?
Treat it like a polite waltz with a salesman’s grin. Keep a crisp 1-2-3 and let consonants pop on the patter so the jokes read in the back row. Barry-tenor Caractacus benefits from clean, speechy onsets; Truly needs a nimble mezzo line that can bloom on “flavor of fruit” without swallowing the beat. For the ensemble, align cutoffs on the repeated “Toot Sweets” to avoid muddle, and leave a breath pocket for the diegetic whistle gags. Think “smile in the sound,” not volume in the throat.
Songs Exploring Themes of Confectionery & Invention
“Pure Imagination” - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. The softest sales pitch ever written. Where “Toot Sweets” hustles a single product, this one sells a worldview. The harmony is a slow tilt toward wonder; the lyric uses everyday words then walks them into dreamspace. Both songs invite you to taste an idea - one with a whistle, one with a promise.
“Food, Glorious Food” - Oliver!. Meanwhile, hunger becomes chorus. It’s not an invention song, it’s a wish list in unison. The melody is sturdy as a marching line, the words are all appetite. Put it next to “Toot Sweets” and you see two sides of the edible musical: fantasy feast vs. functional treat.
“A Spoonful of Sugar” - Mary Poppins. The Shermans again, but as household science. The lyric treats sweetness as a delivery system for labor, which rhymes conceptually with Potts’s edible-whistle logic. Both numbers turn delight into a tool - the gag and the gospel are the same: make it fun and it might just work.
Music video
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture
- Prologue
- You Two
- Them Three
- Toot Sweets
- Think Vulgar!
- Hushabye Mountain
- Come to the Funfair
- Me Ol' Bamboo
- Posh!
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
- Truly Scrumptious
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Nautical reprise)
- Lovely Lonely Man
- Finale Act 1 (Chitty Takes Flight)
- Act 2
- Vulgarian National Anthem
- The Roses of Success
- Kiddy-Widdy-Winkies
- Teamwork
- Chu-Chi Face
- The Bombie Samba
- Us Two / Chitty Prayer
- Doll on a Music Box / Truly Scrumptious
- Chitty Flies Home (Finale)