Be More Chill PT. 1 Lyrics
Squip, Jeremy, Mall PeopleBe More Chill PT. 1
THE SQUIP:Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest
JEREMY:
But I AM a masturbator--
THE SQUIP:
We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
JEREMY:
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--
THE SQUIP:
All your stammering's a chore
JEREMY:
Wh-wh-what?
THE SQUIP:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
Buh
JEREMY:
Wha?
THE SQUIP:
Buh
JEREMY:
Wha?
THE SQUIP:
No
JEREMY:
Aah!
THE SQUIP:
Stop
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
JEREMY:
Jesus Christ...
THE SQUIP:
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
JEREMY:
What's wrong with my shirt--
THE SQUIP:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
JEREMY:
How are you with math homework?
THE SQUIP:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
THE SQUIP:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob
PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!
THE SQUIP:
And boy, can I see why!
Now you try picking out a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.
JEREMY:
Sorry...
CHLOE:
...Jerry?
JEREMY:
Jeremy.
CHLOE:
You shop here?
JEREMY:
Oh, yeah all the time--
THE SQUIP:
Never.
JEREMY:
Never. Is what I meant to...
THE SQUIP:
Greet the beta.
JEREMY:
Oh. Hey, Brooke.
THE SQUIP:
"You look sexy."
JEREMY:
I can't say that to a hot girl!
THE SQUIP:
Don't smile. Stare intesnsely.
Speak like you don't care about your own death.
JEREMY:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.
BROOKE:
Thanks.
CHLOE:
Is that a girl's shirt?
JEREMY:
No.
THE SQUIP:
"Yes."
JEREMY:
Yes.
THE SQUIP:
Repeat after me--
I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
JEREMY:
I saw in the window
And I couldn't dismiss
THE SQUIP:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
JEREMY:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this
THE SQUIP:
It's still painful
JEREMY:
It's still painful
CHLOE:
So, who was this mystery girl?
JEREMY:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--
THE SQUIP:
Madeline
JEREMY:
Madeline
CHLOE:
What?
JEREMY:
She's French
CHLOE:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
BROOKE:
Madeline broke up with you?
JEREMY:
Yeah...
THE SQUIP:
No.
JEREMY:
I mean--
THE SQUIP:
I broke up with her
JEREMY:
I broke up with her
THE SQUIP:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
JEREMY, overselling it:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me
THE SQUIP:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.
Song Overview
“Be More Chill - Part 1” springs from the cult-phenomenon stage show by the same name, and the moment the Be More Chill Ensemble launches into the opening command – “Take your hands out of your pockets” – the Lyrics yank us into Jeremy Heere’s awkward universe. It is track 7 on the 2015 original cast recording and later resurfaced in the 2019 Broadway album, clocking in at 4 minutes 24 seconds.
Personal Review
I first heard “Be More Chill - Part 1” late one winter night, headphones buried under a beanie, the fluorescent hiss of a train carriage for ambience. The song hit like a pep-talk delivered by a glitching GPS – brusque, rhythmic, yet weirdly caring. Those Lyrics flipped the usual makeover trope on its head: here the makeover coach is a silicon bully masquerading as Keanu Reeves, and that twist keeps me coming back. Every staccato phrase feels laser-cut to fit teenage panic; each synth pulse mimics a quickened heartbeat. By the time the mall crowd chants “Everything about you sucks,” I always wince – then laugh – then nod along because, yeah, high school could sound exactly like that.
Song Meaning and Annotations
Genre-wise, the number mixes muscular pop-rock guitar with 8-bit bleeps and a dash of theremin, reflecting the musical’s sci-fi spine. The emotional arc is deliberately jagged: it starts with barked instructions, pivots to self-deprecation, then teases hope (“You will be more chill”) before yanking the promise away again.
Context matters. Jeremy has just swallowed the SQUIP – a “Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor” – and that micro-computer now pilots his every move. Lines like:
Take your hands out of your pockets / Arch your back, puff out your chest
echo militaristic drills, underscoring how the SQUIP reduces personality to posture.
Composer Joe Iconis folds pop idioms into theatrical storytelling. Notice the internal rhyme stack in:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent / And your charm is non-existent
Those clipped consonants mirror Jeremy’s nervous tics even as the lyric dismantles them.
Musically, Charlie Rosen’s arrangement layers tight muted-guitar down-strokes over a restless hi-hat pattern, conjuring the bustle of a New Jersey mall on a Saturday. Rosen also sneaks in vocoder harmonies that glitch for a beat whenever the SQUIP “recalculates,” a sonic Easter-egg only obvious on headphones.
Culturally, the song riffs on makeover montages from The Karate Kid to Mean Girls, but shoves them through a Black Mirror lens. The SQUIP doles out toxic advice dressed as empirical truth – a sly jab at algorithm-driven social feeds telling us how to act.
Verse Highlights
Verse 1
The SQUIP’s barked critique sets stakes high – if Jeremy can’t comply, social death awaits.
Chorus
The hook (“Oh, everything about you is so terrible”) weaponises repetition until insult morphs into dark comedy.
Bridge (Mall Sequence)
Here the ensemble morphs into a Greek-chorus of shoppers, their chant amplifying Jeremy’s shame while the groove slips into half-time, mirroring his frozen panic.




Detailed Annotations
The scene unfolds inside a New Jersey shopping mall, fluorescent lights buzzing overhead while a synthetic voice inside Jeremy Heere’s skull delivers a ruthless makeover tutorial. This number from Be More Chill – Part 1 (Original Cast Recording) turns self-doubt into musical spectacle: the SQUIP—Jeremy’s quantum-processor pill that resembles Keanu Reeves—fires off insults and instructions, and our awkward hero stumbles through racks of clothing, scared yet hopeful that tomorrow he might finally sit with the popular crowd. The energy is jittery, comic, a little cruel; think Pinocchio rewritten by Silicon Valley.
Overview
Take your hands out of your pockets.
Arch your back, puff out your chest.
Add some swagger to your gait or
You’ll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor.
The lyric sheet prints “gate,” but fans hear “gait,” the swing in one’s walk. Either way, swagger is the mandate. The SQUIP speaks in digital imperatives—output confidence or be labeled an after-school loner destined for solo gratification. Beneath the punch line sits a tech metaphor: in computing, a “gate” controls flow; here, Jeremy’s body becomes hardware that must produce cooler signals.
Fix your posture, then the rest.
Modern kinesiology agrees: straighten the spine, lift the chin, and cortisol dips while testosterone edges up. The musical folds that research into a single crisp order, selling Jeremy the placebo of presence.
But I am a masturbator—.
Jeremy’s protest recalls his earlier confession in the opener More Than Survive: “I’m waiting for my porno to load.” The callback plants continuity—our protagonist’s insecurities loop through the score like a running gag that is only partly funny.
We’ll fix that.
The SQUIP is literal. Later scenes show Jeremy enduring electric shocks whenever impulse trumps discipline, or cranking out push-ups every time arousal strikes. Self-policing masculine virtue through cyber-fitness—welcome to twenty-first-century Puritanism.
Uh, sh- er, what?
The stammer validates the SQUIP’s audit: every verbal glitch is additional evidence that Jeremy’s social interface needs a firmware update.
Character Dynamics
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent.
Early drafts rhymed “characteristic” with “autistic,” an ableist jab later excised. The revised couplet still savages Jeremy, but deletes collateral harm. This swap illustrates the show’s ongoing negotiation between edgy teen vernacular and responsible storytelling.
Buh…
Buh…
No…
Stop.
Jeremy tries slipping his hands back into forbidden pockets. The SQUIP catches him mid-motion, clipping every syllable until the boy freezes. Control is the game; language is the joystick.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible.
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die.
Lines like these echo the catastrophizing voice that accompanies anxiety and depression. Adolescents internalize such self-loathing until it blooms into conviction: one flaw equals total unworthiness. The SQUIP weaponizes that fear to ensure compliance.
Be more chill.
An earlier dialogue snippet clarifies definitions. Jeremy says “cool,” equating it with belonging. The SQUIP prefers “chill,” meaning affectless restraint. Popularity versus emotional frost: they are not the same, and the algorithm favors the latter.
First thing’s first, go buy a new shirt.
Jeremy’s trusty NASA tee telegraphs nerd culture. A quick costume swap toward an Eminem top chases mainstream approval, because apparently outer space is less fashionable than Detroit rap.
Just step and fetch, don’t ask me why.
“Step and fetch” evokes minstrel tropes of total servitude. Here it foreshadows the SQUIP’s later plan to network every student into one obedient swarm. Autonomy must be surrendered in tiny everyday errands first.
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!
Do the shoppers really yell this? Maybe. Maybe the SQUIP simulates the jeers through auditory manipulation. Either way, Jeremy learns that public opinion is a volume knob his microchip companion can twist at will.
…Jerry?
Chloe and Brooke mangling Jeremy’s name to “Jerry” reinforces his invisibility. They have seen him lurking by lockers for years yet never bothered to store the correct syllables.
Never.
A single mischosen word earns instant override. The SQUIP edits Jeremy’s speech in real time, chasing the optimal output like auto-correct on steroids.
Greet the beta.
High-school taxonomy: Chloe is alpha, Brooke beta. The order matters. Later in “Upgrade,” Brooke laments that attention gravitates to her friend first. The SQUIP instructs Jeremy to court the hierarchy, not disrupt it.
Musical Techniques
I saw it in the window.
This section begins a playful tango. Vocals ping-pong between SQUIP and host while the pit band layers Latin syncopation over electronic pulses, mirroring the push-pull of mentorship and manipulation.
Thematic Elements
Madeline.
Choosing an unseen classmate for Jeremy’s fabricated ex is strategic. Chloe already despises Madeline—during More Than Survive she frames her as “slut” who loses bets on purpose—so any denial would be dismissed. The SQUIP exploits pre-existing gossip to build Jeremy’s romantic résumé.
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!
Irony pulses here: the name “Madeline” is indeed French. Yet Chloe’s disdain blinds her to the obvious, reminding us that high-school judgment often ignores facts when feelings run hot.
I broke up with her.
’Cause she was
Cheating on me.
The invented heartbreak paints Jeremy as both desirable and morally upright—he dumped the unfaithful party—while shielding Chloe from empathy toward her rival. That triangulation is pure SQUIP calculus.
Historical References
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.
Calling Jeremy “Hamlet” evokes Shakespeare’s quintessential over-thinker, the prince who stalls, soliloquizes, and spirals. The SQUIP orders the opposite: act, don’t ponder, and for heaven’s sake stop emoting. Where Hamlet dithers, Jeremy must glide.
Across these exchanges the musical interrogates our obsession with optimization. The SQUIP quantifies posture, wardrobe, even heartbreak, promising Jeremy a glitch-free social ranking. Yet every command chips away at spontaneity until what remains is chill—ice-cold, algorithmically polished, eerily magnetic. The mall’s fluorescent glow might hide that cost for a moment, but the bill will arrive in Part 2.
Song Credits
- Featured: Will Connolly (Jeremy), Eric William Morris (The SQUIP)
- Producers: Charlie Rosen, Kurt Deutsch, Ghostlight Records
- Composer & Lyricist: Joe Iconis
- Release Date: October 30, 2015 (Original Cast Recording)
- Label: Ghostlight Records
- Genre: Pop-rock / Contemporary Musical Theatre
- Length: 4:24
- Track #: 7
- Language: English
- Album: Be More Chill (Original Cast Recording)
- Instrumentation: Keyboard/Conductor, Theremin/Trumpet, Drums/Percussion, Vocoder/Reeds, Guitar, Bass
- Mood: Satirical, anxious, electric
- Music Style: Synth-pop-infused show-tune
- Poetic Meter: Predominantly trochaic with iambic flips for comedic punch
- Copyright: © 2015 Ghostlight Records / Joe Iconis
Songs Exploring Similar Themes
While “Be More Chill - Part 1” skewers the quest for cool via a cyber-guide, Benj Pasek & Justin Paul’s “Waving Through a Window” from Dear Evan Hansen peers at social anxiety through a glass pane, its soaring falsetto pleading for real connection amid virtual noise. Meanwhile, “Popular” from Wicked dresses vanity in bubbly Broadway brass, yet Glinda’s perky tutorial masks deeper insecurity, much like the SQUIP’s brittle confidence. In contrast, Iconis’s own “Loser Geek Whatever” lets Jeremy reclaim the labels thrown at him, trading the SQUIP’s robotic cadence for raw self-acceptance. Together the trio sketch a spectrum: algorithmic pressure, peer pressure, and finally self-pressure turned into pride.
Questions and Answers
- Why does the SQUIP sound so hostile?
- Its blunt tone mirrors algorithmic objectivity – data cares little for feelings.
- Is “Be More Chill - Part 1” a standalone single?
- No, it’s embedded mid-show; the narrative payoff relies on earlier songs like “The SQUIP Song.”
- Did the track chart individually?
- Streaming services list it, but chart recognition came for the whole cast album, not the single.
- What vocal range should Jeremy cover?
- A2–A4, with optional flips to B4 for expressive strain.
- Was the number altered for international productions?
- Japanese and West End versions retained melody but tweaked slang for local ears.
Awards & Chart Positions
The original cast album rocketed into Billboard’s Cast Albums Top 10 in July 2017, unusual for a show yet to reach New York. In April 2019 the musical secured a Tony nomination for Best Original Score. By 2018, cumulative streams surpassed 100 million and kept climbing. A decade on, a sold-out reunion concert proved the song’s staying power.
How to Sing It
Singers should sit forward on the breath – the tempo hovers around 140 BPM and leaves zero space for shallow inhales. Keep consonants percussive to ride the groove, but avoid tightening the jaw. Jeremy’s mid-range patter stays speech-like; the pop belt arrives on “terrible,” so place that vowel wide and keep larynx neutral. Drop to chest on the deadpan spoken interjections and channel robotic calm – remember, the SQUIP never sweats.
Fan & Media Reactions
“Talk about universal – Be More Chill is a wow of a musical.”Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
“This track alone sold me a ticket – brutal, funny, scarily relatable.”YouTube user @MallRat3
“The synth hit when the SQUIP says ‘We’ll fix that’? Chef’s kiss.”YouTube user @8BitBroadway
“Our high-school cast begged to keep the Keanu voice. We did.”Director comment, regional program note
“Ten years on and I still shout ‘Buh’ at the mirror before job interviews.”Fan tweet collected at reunion show