Be More Chill PT. 1 Lyrics - Be More Chill

Cover for Be More Chill album
Be More Chill Lyrics
  1. Act 1
  2. Jeremy’s Theme - Orchestra
  3. More Than Survive - Jeremy, Michael, Company
  4. I Love Play Rehearsal - Christine
  5. The Squip Song - Rich, Ensemble
  6. Two-Player Game - Michael, Jeremy
  7. The Squip Enters - Ensemble
  8. Be More Chill PT. 1 - Squip, Jeremy, Mall People
  9. Do You Wanna Ride? - Brooke, Chloe
  10. Be More Chill PT. 2 - Squip, Jeremy, Mall People
  11. More Than Survive (Reprise) - Jeremy, Squip, Ensemble
  12. A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into - Christine, Jeremy, Squip, Ensemble
  13. The Squip Lurks - Ensemble
  14. Upgrade - Brooke, Squip, Jeremy, Jake, Christine, Company
  15. Act 2
  16. Halloween - Brooke, Jake, Chloe, Rich, Jenna, Company
  17. Do You Wanna Hang? - Chloe
  18. Michael in the Bathroom - Michael
  19. The Smartphone Hour - Jenna, Chloe, Brooke, Ensemble
  20. The Pitiful Children - Squip, Jenna, Ensemble
  21. The Pants Song - Dad, Michael
  22. The Play - Michael, Jake, Brooke, Chloe, Jeremy, Christine, Ensemble
  23. Voices in My Head - Jeremy, Christine, Ensemble

Be More Chill PT. 1 Lyrics

Squip, Jeremy, Mall People

Be More Chill PT. 1


THE SQUIP:
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture, then the rest

JEREMY:
But I AM a masturbator--

THE SQUIP:
We'll fix that

All your nerdiness is ugly

JEREMY:
Nerd? I thought I was more of a geek, but--

THE SQUIP:
All your stammering's a chore

JEREMY:
Wh-wh-what?

THE SQUIP:
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is non-existent
Fix your vibe, then fix some more

Buh

JEREMY:
Wha?

THE SQUIP:
Buh

JEREMY:
Wha?

THE SQUIP:
No

JEREMY:
Aah!

THE SQUIP:
Stop

Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

JEREMY:
Jesus Christ...

THE SQUIP:
So don't freak out
And don't resist
And have no doubt
If I assist
You will
Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

JEREMY:
What's wrong with my shirt--

THE SQUIP:
It's better if you just comply
My job's to color your aesthetic
And make you seem much less pathetic
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why

JEREMY:
How are you with math homework?

THE SQUIP:
I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. I'm made of math.
Oh, everything about you is so terrible

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP:
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
Everything about you sucks!
Everything about you sucks!

THE SQUIP + PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
All the people in the mall
Think you're such a slob

PEOPLE IN THE MALL:
You're a slob!
Terrible!
Such a slob!

THE SQUIP:
And boy, can I see why!

Now you try picking out a shirt.
That's a girl's shirt.

JEREMY:
Sorry...

CHLOE:
...Jerry?

JEREMY:
Jeremy.

CHLOE:
You shop here?

JEREMY:
Oh, yeah all the time--

THE SQUIP:
Never.

JEREMY:
Never. Is what I meant to...

THE SQUIP:
Greet the beta.

JEREMY:
Oh. Hey, Brooke.

THE SQUIP:
"You look sexy."

JEREMY:
I can't say that to a hot girl!

THE SQUIP:
Don't smile. Stare intesnsely.
Speak like you don't care about your own death.

JEREMY:
Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke.

BROOKE:
Thanks.

CHLOE:
Is that a girl's shirt?

JEREMY:
No.

THE SQUIP:
"Yes."

JEREMY:
Yes.

THE SQUIP:
Repeat after me--

I saw it in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

JEREMY:
I saw in the window
And I couldn't dismiss

THE SQUIP:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

JEREMY:
I was dating a girl and
She had a shirt just like this

THE SQUIP:
It's still painful

JEREMY:
It's still painful

CHLOE:
So, who was this mystery girl?

JEREMY:
Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so--

THE SQUIP:
Madeline

JEREMY:
Madeline

CHLOE:
What?

JEREMY:
She's French

CHLOE:
Ugh! She is NOT French! She just pretends to be for attention!

BROOKE:
Madeline broke up with you?

JEREMY:
Yeah...

THE SQUIP:
No.

JEREMY:
I mean--

THE SQUIP:
I broke up with her

JEREMY:
I broke up with her

THE SQUIP:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

JEREMY, overselling it:
'Cause she was
Cheating on me

THE SQUIP:
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.




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