Cowgirl's Revenge lyrics
Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy!
Well I'm a texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakely in a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay
For every ugly deed and every poker move you've made
(Spoken) I got a little somin' for ya!
Well thank you that's very thoughtful
Well go ahead try it on and let me see it on ya!
Misses Rhodes I really don't think
Oh come on now I wanna admire the whole package if you get my drift
Wooooo! You got some nice buns on you Frank
Please do not talk to me like that
I say when you got it flaunt it
Misses Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy
Get on back here, and let me feel those pecs.
Misses Rhodes we're running way behind here
Can we please just get back to buisness?
Yipee-ay, kay-oh, with my lasso
I'm gonna rope you down!
Ladies and gentleman she's got him down!
He's down, he's on the ground!
Yipee-ay kay-oh, when the time is right, gonna wrap it round and round.
She's got him down
He can't get up
She's reall'y got him bound
Wait! Is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?
Time for you to fry!
Doralee and Ensmeble:
Tell the cowgirl everywhere that I have been avenged
So simmer on that for awhile
It's called cowgirls revenge
(Dog barks) Last Update: January, 20th 2014