Cowgirl's Revenge lyrics
Cowgirl's Revenge
Doralee:
Yeehawwww!!!!
Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy!
Well I'm a texas cowgirl
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakely in a wild west rodeo
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge
I aim to make you pay
For every ugly deed and every poker move you've made
(Spoken) I got a little somin' for ya!
Hart:
Well thank you that's very thoughtful
Doralee:
Well go ahead try it on and let me see it on ya!
Turn around
Hart:
Misses Rhodes I really don't think
Doralee:
Oh come on now I wanna admire the whole package if you get my drift
Wooooo! You got some nice buns on you Frank
Hart:
Please do not talk to me like that
Doralee:
I say when you got it flaunt it
Hart:
Misses Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy
Doralee:
Get on back here, and let me feel those pecs.
Hart:
Misses Rhodes we're running way behind here
Can we please just get back to buisness?
Doralee:
Yipee-ay, kay-oh, with my lasso
I'm gonna rope you down!
Announcer:
Ladies and gentleman she's got him down!
He's down, he's on the ground!
Doralee:
Yipee-ay kay-oh, when the time is right, gonna wrap it round and round.
Announcer:
She's got him down
He can't get up
She's reall'y got him bound
(Whip)
Ensemble:
Woooo!
Hart:
Wait! Is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?
Doralee:
Darn tittin'!
Time for you to fry!
Yodeloodlooo
Ensemble:
Yodeledleodledoo!
Doralee and Ensmeble:
Tell the cowgirl everywhere that I have been avenged
So simmer on that for awhile
It's called cowgirls revenge
Doralee:
Yeehaw!!!
(Dog barks)
Last Update: January, 20th 2014