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The Anti-Polio Picnic

Album lyrics:
  1. Act 1
  2. The Anti-Polio Picnic
  3. Watch Your Ass
  4. I'm Infected
  5. Squeaky Clean Squeaky Clean Video
  6. Nobody Gets Me Nobody Gets Me Video
  7. Nobody Gets Me (reprise) 
  8. Jukebox Jamboree 
  9. A Whole Lot Worse A Whole Lot Worse Video
  10. Screw Loose
  11. Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby (Baby Baby) Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby (Baby Baby) Video
  12. Girl, Can I Kiss You...? Girl, Can I Kiss You...? Video
  13. I'm Infected (Reprise)
  14. You Can't Beat the System You Can't Beat the System Video
  15. Act 2
  16. Misery, Agony, Helplessness, Hopelessness, Heartache and Woe
  17. It's All in My Head
  18. Jailyard Jubilee 
  19. A Little Upset A Little Upset Video
  20. I Did Something Wrong...Once I Did Something Wrong...Once Video
  21. Thanks for the Nifty Country! Thanks for the Nifty Country! Video
  22. This Amazing Offer This Amazing Offer Video
  23. Do That Again Do That Again Video
  24. Nothing Bad's Ever Gonna Happen Again Nothing Bad's Ever Gonna Happen Again Video

The Anti-Polio Picnic lyrics

The Anti-Polio Picnic

It's a beautiful day for an anti-polio picnic! Picnic!
It's a beautiful day to get a polio shot!
A brave new world's in store,
for picturesque (Closemore NOT SURE?!?) , Baltimore

(Spoken) And if you value the use of your legs,
you came to the right spot

What a wonderful time to be a teenage conformist! (conformist!)
What a wonderful time to be what's known as a square (We are square!)
We're lucky to be us,
so happy and homogen-eous

(Spoken) But still one must take care for danger's lurking
(ALL)EVERYWHERE!

(Spoken) What we know Miss VW is you can't be too careful

We watch for communists
Keep tabs on UFOs
Steer clear of weirdos,
And Beardos
and Pinkos
And cloth heads, God only knows!

We frown on (potty mouth - NOT SURE?!?)
We don't wear skimpy hoes (No! No!)
We avoid all temptation
We fight our insurgents
We repress all our lustful and primitive urges

(Spoken) And now in his iron lung is the mascot of our carnival
and Baltimore's polio poster boy of the year, Ray (long last name)

(Spoken) Thanks everybody, I sure wish I could have got that shot (referring to an Anti-Polio Shot)

So run right along to the Anti-Polio Picnic (Anti-Polio Picnic!)
Come on along and protect yourself from disease (ow...Disease!)
You're going to be right just do what you're told and tow the line
You got to watch your step in times like these...
You got to watch your step in times like these....

(screaming & shouting)

[Thanks to Jason Parker for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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