Don't Touch That Lyrics — Paddington

Don't Touch That

[PADDINGTON]
I've never seen a house like this before
It looks so inviting
So many rooms that I want to explore
And they feel so exciting
Though Mr Brown is talking
I didn't hear a word he said
My paws have started walking
Like the thoughts inside my head
It's the first house that I've been inside
So I can hardly blame
All these bits and bobs and things are screaming "touch us" in my brain

[HENRY BROWN]
I know I probably shouldn't panic
There's no need for alarm
Come on, Henry, take a breath
Stay calm
Don't touch that!

[PADDINGTON]
What does this thing do?

[HENRY]
Don't touch that!
[PADDINGTON]
What is that thing for?

[HENRY]
Don't touch that!

[PADDINGTON]
Why is this thing squishy?
There's just so much here to explore

[HENRY]
Don't touch that!

[PADDINGTON]
How does this thing work?
Is it supposed to sound like that?

[HENRY]
Paddington, Paddington, Paddington
Don't touch that!
Get your paws off my guitar

[MRS. BIRD]
It's not like you ever play it

[MARY BROWN]
It's a reminder of who we are-
[HENRY]
“Were”
Now I like to display it

[PADDINGTON]
I can't wait to tell Aunt Lucy
About these strange new London things
Like plants inside a pot
And forks and shoes and shiny rings

[MARY]
I think you're overreacting

[HENRY]
I think you have lost the plot

[PADDINGTON]
Ooh, what's a diary?
And why does it say-

[MARY]
"Tony's hot?"

[JUDY BROWN]
Mum, don't touch that!
Tony's none of your business
[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
Don't touch that!

[JUDY]
They're my headphones!

[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
Don't touch that!

[JUDY]
They're the only way to shut the noise (???) brown's home

[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
Don't touch that!

[PADDINGTON]
I can't believe this could be my new habitat

[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
No, Paddington
Paddington
Paddington
Don't touch that!

[PADDINGTON]
What's in this box?

[JONATHAN BROWN]
My chemistry set!

[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
Don't touch this!

[HENRY]
Not the chemistry set!

[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
Don't touch that!

[JONATHAN]
Everyone, take cover!

[THE BROWNS AND MRS BIRD]
Don't touch
Don't touch
Don't touch that!

[MRS. BIRD, spoken]
Look at the state of ya! Let's get you in the bath

[HENRY]
This is your worst plan ever

[MARY]
I'm not saying he should stay forever

[HENRY]
You can't put a bear together with a happy-

[MRS. BIRD]
Happy?

[HENRY]
Family

[MRS. BIRD]
Oh, really?
You can't mean that when you know
He's got nowhere else to go
I think you just need to go with the flow

[HENRY, spoken]
Flow?!

[MRS. BIRD, spoken]
Yes, exactly

[HENRY, spoken]
No, no, flow!
There's bubbles flowing from the ceiling!

[PADDINGTON, spoken]
I seem to have had a little trouble with the facilities

[HENRY, spoken]
A little trouble?

[PADDINGTON, spoken]
Don't worry, Mr Brown, I'll help clean this up

[PADDINGTON, sung]
I can't believe this could be my new habitat

[HENRY, spoken]
Hello there, this is Henry Brown
Can I add something to our insurance policy?
What would I like to cover?
I think th- Everything

[MARY, JUDY, JONATHAN AND MRS. BIRD]
Paddington! Paddington! Paddington!
Paddington! Paddington! Paddington!
Paddington! Paddington! Paddington!
Paddington! Paddington! Paddington!

[THE BROWNS AND MRS. BIRD]
Don't touch that!
Last Update: March, 04th 2026