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Musical: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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FREDDY I thought I'd seen it all, I thought I knew the score. But coming here, I've found a world I'd never seen before. Now I know Where I belong- A life of taste and class With culture and sophisitication pouring out my ass. Gimme Great Big Stuff This is how I gotta live- Great Big Stuff Uh-uh no alternative- Great big stuff I want my silver spoon. Don't need it right now But I better get it soon. I want a mansion with a moat Around which I will float With some vast-bottom babies In my glass-bottom boat. FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS A house in the Bahamas- FREDDY Paisley silk pajamas- Poker with Al Roker And our friend Lorenzo Lamas. Gimme- FREDDY/ENSMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY I really do deserve it. FREDDY/ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY With servants who will serve it. FREDDY/ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY I don't give a damn what it's fer, Every day's my birthday, Every night is my Bar Mitzver. Oh give me a home Where the centerfolds roam Guccione on the phone,he got a party going on- And Hef'll have me over To play some naked Twister Blotto in the Grotto With a Playmate and her sister. ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY Rap stars'll love me! ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY Get me a posse! A'ight! ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY Chillin'in the city, Sittin' pretty in the Caddy With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy -or whatever! I'll change my name too! I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out. The Islands in the winter The Hamptons in the summer, The fashion plate I date'll give me Hummers in my Hummer. The cash to keep me idle, The chicks to keep me vital, The pills to keep me happy Even when I'm suicidal. ENSEMBLE Great big stuff FREDDY Nothin crass or crappy- ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY That would make me very happy. ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY Bring it out and make it snappy. ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY I want some really classy shit- ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY Like a mink tracksuit- ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY My own personal Zamboni- ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY Lot's of unnecessary surgery- ENSEMBLE Great Big Stuff FREDDY I can finally afford to see a Broadway show! ENSEMBLE Great Big stuff FREDDY Gout. ENSEMBLE Great Big, Great Big, Great Big , Great Big Stuff- FREDDY I just want someone to Love me... For my money ALL Yeah! [Thanks to firthafied282@sbcglobal.net for lyrics] Back to main page: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lyrics
Broadway Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lyrics
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