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Musical: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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ANDRE Dress up a monkey in Armani, He may seem precocious and cute. Despite all that primpin', You still got a chimp in a suit. Teach him the second Verse of "Swanee" And most of "Moon River" to boot. Sure peopl will gape But you still got an ape in a suit. Shprizt him 'til wet With the Eau de Toilette And you're still gonna get A stench. Dampen him well In a quart of Chanel, It won't cover the smell- I should know, I'm French! Take him to see Don Giovanni, Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit, Teach him to cook >From Escoffier's book, He's still a gorrila en croute- You still got a chimp in a suit. So you've shaved off his fur, Decked him out in couture And endowed him with pure Savior Fare- You dressed him up fancy And trained him to dance, he Remains a chimpan-cee, He's not Fred Astaire! Give him a dandy little topper, Tie on a natty cravat Buy him a castle, He'll still be an asshole And nothing you do will change that- He's still just a stinky little minkey In a dinky little suit And a cheap little hat! [Thanks to firthafied282@sbcglobal.net for lyrics] Back to main page: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lyrics
Broadway Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lyrics
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