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Musical: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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LAWRENCE How could you do that to her? FREDDY Do what to her? We're in her room, The lights are low. I've got it made, All systems go. I'm in. She's down- The hair; the gown- We go to kiss; She conks me out. Then I wake up With nothing on. She took my clothes. My shoes are gone. My wallet's gone. My watch is gone. And here I am a shmuch in a robe. LAWRENCE And you expect me to believe that when she just returned the fifty thousand dollars I gave to her? FREDDY What fifty thousand dollars? LAWRENCE The fifty thousand dollars that you stole from her! FREDDY I didn't steal and fifty thousand dollars from her! (They look at each other and run to the briefcase) Hey, there's my clothes. (They find a note inside and read:) CHRISTINE'S VOICE 'Goodbye boys. It was fun. Love, The Jackal! FREDDY The more I cired, The more she cared. The more I liked, The more she bared. The more I sang, The more she sung. I mean, come on, She gave me tongue! ANDRE Amazing Zis idot. I hate to say i told you so- LAWRENCE Amazing. The Timing, She really had me down- ANDRE So young, so good, So right, so nice. She played you like a pair of dice LAWRENCE The eyes, the smile, The joy, the hope, The hair, the clothes ANDRE Ze soap! ALL The soap! LAWRENCE The soap! FREDDY That lousy, stinking, lying, cheating, totally dishonest, dirty, rotten- LAWRENCE Yes Freddy, isn't she wonderful! [Thanks to firthafied282@sbcglobal.net for lyrics] Back to main page: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lyrics
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