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Musical: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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JOLENE Down in the Panhandle Where we manhandle All that beef cattle And the snakes rattle And the wind whistles Through the dead thistles, It's a little piece of heaven With a big house'n Lots of big cows'n Lots of big sky'n Lots of dust flyin' And I'll be so happy since I'm bringing hime a prince To my little piece of heaven, Oklahoma. Don't you love it when the bobcats howl? Don't you love it when the coyotes cough? Well, I know a few tricks With a thirty ought-six 'n you can watch me blow those little fuckers heads clean off. And then, oh boy- We'll go two steppin- Through the arroyo, Watch what you step in 'Cause them cattle eat their share And it's gotta go somewhere In my little piece of heaven, Oklahoma. And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weeken'- Through the windows of the pickup we'll be peekin'- Not a tree or a Jew To block the lovely vie. There's a race track and a zoo- ENSEMBLE And Oral Roberts U! JOLENE And we'll dress you up nifty In a big Stetson With some SPF 50 So no sun gets in 'Cause that freckly on your skin Can do a feller in And the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma And our leading cause of death is Melanoma ENSEMBLE Melanoma! Hyah! [Thanks to firthafied282@sbcglobal.net for lyrics] Back to main page: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Lyrics
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