The Perfect Nanny lyrics
The Perfect NannyJANE
If you want this choice postition,
Have a cheery disposition.
Rosie cheeks, No warts,
That's the part I put in.
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty.
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Of all the ridiculous ideas
Oh George, please.
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets.
Never be cross or cruel,
Never feed us castor oil, or gruel.
Love us as a son and daughter,
And never smell of barley water.
I put that part in too.
If you won't scold and dominate us,
We will never give you cause to hate us.
We wont hide your spectacles so you can't see.
Put toads in your bed and pepper in your tea.
Hurry nanny, many thanks
Last Update: June, 10th 2013