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Musical: Toxic Avenger, The
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Mayor: These two breasts can be yours You cant buy them in stores Go ahead take a bite Just tell me, what’s his kryptonite? Professor: I wont stand here and squeal Though I want like a feel Oh, my brain’s in a knot Why is evil so hot? Evil is hot Mayor: Evil is hot Both: Don’t tell me that its not Cause evil is hot Mayor: I am woman Professor: And I am man Mayor: I am straight Professor: And I am too except for that one time in college So let’s do the dance of the doomed Mayor: And get tanked up on shrooms Evil is hot Professor: Evil is hot Both: Together we’ll find that spot Where evil is hot Professor: Bleach. Mayor: What? Professor: Throw bleach on him. he’ll melt faster than the wicked witch of the west. Mayor: That’s all? Household bleach? Professor: I said it, now go! Go do your evil, damn it. Mayor: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Professor: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Mayor: What the hell has evil got that makes it so hot? Both: Damn it, it’s hot! So freaking hot Tonight we’ll hit the jackpot Cause evil is hot Is hot Is hot Evil is hot! [Thanks to Ashley for lyrics]
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