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Musical: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
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BRATT: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! A secretary is not a toy, No my boy; Not a toy to fondle and dandle And playfully handle In search of some puerile joy. No, a secretary is not, Definitely not a toy. 3 MALES: You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt! We wouldn't have any other way, Mr. Bratt! It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt! MALE ENSEMBLE: A secretary is not a toy, No my boy, not a toy. So do not go jumping for joy, MALE ENSEMBLE: Boy! A secretary is not... A secretary is not, A secretary is not ...a toy, FEMALE ENSEMBLE: A secretary is not to be Used for play therapy. COMPANY: Be good to the girl you employ, boy; Remember, no matter what Neurotic trouble you've got, A secretary is not ...a toy. She's a highly specialized key Component of operation unity... A fine and sensitive mechanism To serve the office community With a mother at home She supports. FRUMP: And you'll find nothing like her at F.A.O. Schwartz! SMITTY: A secretary is not a pet, Nor an erector set. FRUMP & SMITTY: It happened to Charlie McCoy, boy! They fired him a shot The day the fellow forgot A secretary is not... A toy! COMPANY: (Whistling) A secretary is not...A toy! And when you put it to use, Observe, When you put her to use: FRUMP: That you don't find the name Lionel on her caboose! FEMALE ENSEMBLE: A secretary is not a thing One buy key, hold by string Her pad... Is to write in, And not spend the night in If that's what you plan to enjoy. No! COMPANY: The secretary you got, Is definitely not Employed to do a gavotte, Or you know what, Before you jump for joy, Remember this my boy, A secretary is not, A tinker toy! Back to main page: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Lyrics
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