If Momma Was Married Lyrics

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Musical: Gypsy
Song: If Momma Was Married

 

LOUISE:
(Spoken)I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together...
(Sung)If Momma was married
We'd live in a house
As private as private can be
Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,
A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles
And me...
If Momma was married

JUNE:
If Momma was married....
If Momma was married
I'd jump in the air
And give all my toe shoes to you
I'd get all those hair ribbons
Out of my hair
And once and for all
I'd get Momma out too...
If Momma was married

BOTH:
Momma! Get out your white dress!

LOUISE:
You've done it before

JUNE:
Without much success!

BOTH:
Momma, God speed and God bless
We're not keeping score
What's one more or less
Oh, Momma, say "Yes"
And waltz down the hall
While you may

LOUISE:
I'll gladly support you
I'll even escort you...

JUNE:
And I'd gladly give you away

BOTH:
Oh, Momma, get married today!

JUNE:
If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore:
"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile!
I would do some kicks!"

LOUISE:"I would do some tricks!"

JUNE:
Sing out, Louise!

LOUISE
Smile, baby!
Momma, please take our advice
We aren't The Lunts

JUNE:I'm not Fanny Brice

BOTH:
Momma, we'll buy you the rice
If only this once
You wouldn't think twice
It could be so nice
If Momma got married to stay

LOUISE:
But Momma gets married

JUNE:
And...

LOUISE:
Married

JUNE:
And...

LOUISE:
Married

BOTH:
And never gets carried away
Oh, Momma...
Oh, Momma...
Oh, Momma...
Get married today!






Gypsy musical lyrics list:
GYPSY SYNOPSIS
May We Entertain You
Some People
Seattle to Los Angeles
Small World
Baby June and Her Newsboys
Have an Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone
Little Lamb
You'll Never Get Away From Me
Dainty June and Her Farmboys
Broadway
If Momma Was Married
All I Need Is the Girl
Everything's Coming Up Roses
Together Wherever We Go
You Gotta Get A Gimmick
The Strip
Rose's Turn
• Act II Curtain
• Exit Music
Tomorrow's Mother's Day
Small World/Momma's Talkin' Soft
Nice She Ain't
Smile, Girls
Who Needs Him?
Three Wishes For Christmas
Mr. Goldstone
Gypsy Strip (Let Me Entertain You)

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