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Jerry Take a look at this girl That's everything I like She got the face, she got the waist She got the legs Malcolm Naw, her tits are too big Jerry What are you, crazy? Bodacious funbags are a must! They gotta be C or D or better They gotta post a threat to the sweater - ow! She got the goods! That's an eight or nine at least She got the goods Horse Let me see that She has some irredeemable flaws. I give her a six. Ah - now there's a ten! Jerry You call that a ten? Horse Based on the booty Jerry What do you mean? It's huge. Horse She got a butt like a battleship! I don't need to look above the hip She got that shelf kinda ass ... you could display your tchotchkes, your collectibles on there. Baby got back. That's a fact You could park a wide-track Pontiac in that crack Now that's the goods The bigger the cushion - Jerry She's got a sofa-bed back there! Dave Well we just better hope the women are more forgiving than we are. Horse What is that supposed to mean? Dave If they're looking at us Sunday night the way we're usually looking at them, we're in trouble. Nightmare Georgie Take a look at that opie-looking jer with the pigeon chest! Nightmare Pam And I give that fat guy's ass a two But I wish I had such voluptous breasts Nightmare Vicki And what about old Father Time over there? Yeah, sure he can dance But I didn't pay twenty bucks to look at Red Foxx skip around in a pair of Blue underpants Women That ain't the goods Dave What happens when they say that? Women This is not the goods! Nightmare Estelle He's fat, he's old, he's skinny, he's bald He's short He's got pimples on his ass Women He's fat, he's old, he's skinny, he's bald He's short He's got pimples on his ass Men Women can be lovers Women can be pals Women can be modern types Or sweet old-fashioned gals Women can be angels on earth But then again Holy goddamn fucking shit... Women can be men Women He's fat, he's old, he's skinny He's bald, he's short He's fat, he's old, he's skinny He's bald, he's short Harold I've got pimples All over my ass!! Look at it! Jesus! That ain't the goods Women He's got pimples All over his ass That ain't the goods Horse I feel extremely insecure All of a sudden Dave What am I doin' here? Men What am I doin' here? What the hell am I doing here All This ain't the goods
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