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I Can Do Without You

I Can Do Without You lyrics

I Can Do Without You

DORIS:
In the Summer you're the Winter
In the finger you're the splinter
In the banquet you're the stew
Say, I could do without you
HOWARD:
In the garden you're the gopher
In the Levi's you're the loafer
Like an overturned canoe
Well, I can do without you
DORIS:
You can go to Philadelphia
Take a hack to Hackensack
Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer
Or yell fer yer to come back
HOWARD:
In the question you're the why
In the ointment you're the fly
DORIS:
Though I know some things are indispensible
Like a buck or two
If there's one thing I can do without
I can do without you

HOWARD:
In the barrel you're a pickle
In the goldmine you're a nickel
You're the tack inside my shoe
Yes, I can do without you
DORIS:
In my bosom you're a dagger
You're a mangy carpetbagger
In the theatre you're the 'boo'
I can do without you
HOWARD:
You got charms, they ain't bewitchin' me
You've a face no one would paint
DORIS:
I got the darndest itch in me
To be wherever you ain't
HOWARD:
In the bullfrog you're the croak
DORIS:
In the forest, poison oak
HOWARD:
Though I know somethings are necessary
My half-pint buckaroo
If there's one thing I can do without I can do without.....
DORIS: You're a knothead!
HOWARD: You're a faker!
DORIS: You're a bonehead!
HOWARD: Troublemaker!
BOTH: I can do without you!

Last Update: January, 27th 2014


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Musical: Calamity Jane. Song: I Can Do Without You. Broadway musical soundtrack lyrics. Song lyrics from theatre show/film are property & copyright of their owners, provided for educational purposes