Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics - March Of The Falsettos

Four Jews In A Room Bitching lyrics

Four Jews In A Room Bitching


FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room bitching;
Four Jews in a room plot a crime.

I?m bitching. He?s bitching.
They?re bitching. We?re bitching.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time

MENDEL
Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?

MARVIN AND JASON/ WHIZZER
Four Jews in a room bitching/ Four Jews in a room- Bah!

MENDEL
Ah!

WHIZZER
Hah!

MENDEL
Whadda they do for love?

FOUR MEN
Four Jews in a room stoop.

MENDEL
They stoop?

FOUR MEN
To pray.

JASON
I?m Jewish.

MARVIN
I?m Jewish.

MENDEL
I?m Jewish.

WHIZZER
Half Jewish.

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day.
It maybe seems a bit peculiar:
We are psychopathic people.
We sometimes tell a lie
But mostly we just hide behind the door.
We lie in wait for someone good to enter.

We offer food and drinks.
The lady never thinks that we?re the mad?
We?re often mad?
Too often mad?.
We?re very mad?
That we?re the mad experimenters. Call us
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long.

WHIZZER
I?m Whizzer.

JASON
I?m Jason.

MENDEL
I?m Mendel.

MARVIN
I?m Marvin.

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong.

JASON
In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire.

MARVIN
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren?t ignored

MENDEL
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely.

WHIZZER AND JASON
We do not tippy toe.

WHIZZER
We charge ahead to show?

MENDEL
We?re good in bed.

WHIZZER
Excel in bed.

MARVIN
We smell in bed.

JASON
Where is the bed?

MENDEL
I love the bed.

JASON
Who has the bed?

WHIZZER
I want the bed!

JASON
Who stole the bed?

MARVIN
Who stole the bed?

WHIZZER
I lost it twice.

MENDEL
The bed is mine.

JASON
The bed is nice.

FOUR MEN
The bed is?.

Four Jews in a room bitching.
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men.
I?m neurotic, he?s neurotic.
They?re neurotic, we?re neurotic.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny.

MARVIN
I?m nauseous

WHIZZER
I?m nauseous

JASON
I?m simple

MENDEL
I?m Jewish

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

MARVIN AND JASON / WHIZZER / MENDEL
I?m Jewish / I?m neurotic / Bitch?
He?s Jewish / He?s neurotic / Bitch?
They?re Jewish / They?re neurotic / Bitch?
We?re Jewish / We?re neurotic / Bitch?
Bitch bitch bitch bitch / Four Jews in a / Bitch?
Funny funny funny funny / Room bitching / Bitch?

MARVIN AND JASON / MENDEL
Four Jews in a room bitching / Bitch?

JASON, WHIZZER, MENDEL / MARVIN
Four Jews in a / Four Jews in a room
Room bitching / In a room bitching

FOUR MEN
Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then.
Can?t lose.
Loose screws.
Four Jews.
Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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