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Oh What A Difference

Oh What A Difference lyrics

Oh What A Difference

JEFF
Austen, look at you. You`re a mess.
You want Katherine back for some reason, I guess. Well, here`s how`

AUSTEN
How`

JEFF
Pretend you couldn`t care less.

AUSTEN
Have you met me` You think I can just move on that easily`

JEFF
You want her back now, don`t you, bro`

AUSTEN
Uh` yes.

JEFF
Then there`s one thing you need to know

AUSTEN
Which is`

JEFF
Forget her
Boom!
Kaput!
She`s gone!
Women come back when you move on
They`re fed up with you
They list all the things that you lack
So, you go on, find someone new
Guess what`
Now they want you back
That`s all it takes
Oh, what a difference
A little indifference makes

AUSTEN
Jeff, it can`t possibly be that easy.

(Jeff sighs)

Don`t you think more people would know about it`

JEFF
You see that guy cry in his beer
A girl walks up, blows in his ear
Next thing she`s taking off her clothes
Now his ex has moved on
But, trust me!
She knows she says
Let`s screw no strings
He stammers okay
Through his shock
Suddenly his cellphone rings
It`s her!
And she just wants to talk
Oh, what a difference
A little indifference makes

So, come on, Austen
Let`s hit the town
Go somewhere loud
We`ll both get plowed
Hey, it`s Jeff
I won`t let you down
Oh, come on, Austen
She`s a memory
Just let it fade
We`ll get each other`s backs
Let loose, relax
Who knows`
You might even get laid

AUSTEN
(laughs) I don`t know.

JEFF
Oh, come on, Austen. If you go out and have fun,
somewhere Katherine will sense that you`re happy and come running back.
They have a sick sense.

AUSTEN (correcting)
Sixth.

JEFF
Un-uh, sick.

So, let`s go out, forget the past

Come on, please

Austen and Jeff back together at last

That`s what I`m talking about

Listen, it`s me, I`ll get us dates
Hey, I know this bar that Katherine hates
Do what we used to do
But, look!
Katherine`s back for more

AUSTEN
I`ll say `My, God, you`re back, it`s you.
Katherine, have you met the door`!`

JEFF
Yeah, that`s all it takes

BOTH
Oh, what a difference

AUSTEN
An itty, bitty difference

JEFF
What a whole life-changing difference

BOTH
A little indifference makes

Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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