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Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab

Album lyrics:
  1. Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab
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  3. In the Heights Segment 
  4. Tale of Two Cities Segment 
  5. South Pacific Segment 
  6. Mary Poppins -- 2nd Season 
  7. August: Osage County 
  8. Daniel Radcliffe in Equus Daniel Radcliffe in Equus Video
  9. Patti LuPone in Gypsy Patti LuPone in Gypsy Video
  10. Young Frankenstein 
  11. Xanadude
  12. Kristen Chenoweth: Glitter & Be Glib Kristen Chenoweth: Glitter & Be Glib Video
  13. Sondheim: Putting Up Revivals 
  14. Stephen Sondheim Finale Stephen Sondheim Finale Video
  15. My Musical Comedy Smile 
  16. Pajama Game 
  17. See Me on a Monday 
  18. (Dying Is Easy) Comedy Is Hard (Dying Is Easy) Comedy Is Hard Video

Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab lyrics

Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab

JAMES (Spoken)
Hello, My name is James...

OTHERS (Spoken)
Hi James.

JAMES (Spoken)
...and I am a Broadway-holic. It has been 30 days since I saw my last Broadway musical.
(Others clap) Thank you. It all started when my parents took me to the singalong
Sound of Music. Since then it's only gotten worse. I recently joined TDF.
(One of others gasps, music begins)
Ethel, give me the serenity to accept the really good shows,
the courage to make fun of the ones that deserve it, and the wisdom to not just burst into song.

JAMES (Sung)
Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab!
We are staging an intervention to put James Barbour through hell.
Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab!
Did we mention it's our intention to clean up Liza as well?

(Music stops)

CHRISTINA (Spoken)
Hello, my name is Christina.

OTHERS
Hi Christina.

CHRISTINA
Hi. And I'm a celebrity addict.
(One of others sighs) It has been 24 hours since I stalked Kristin Chenoweth.
(Others clap, a few say "great", one says "really great")

CHRISTINA (Sung)
We'll stop popping pills during Kristen's trills!

JAMES
And we'll ditch our Stritch gin and tonic.

CHRISTINA
Reigning Queen Lupone gave us methadone,

JAMES
Shayann gave us a hot calonic.

MICHAEL (Spoken)
Hello, my name is Michael.

OTHERS
Hi Michael.

MICHAEL
And I?m a Sondheimite. (Others gasp and clap)

MICHAEL (Sung)
Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab!
We?re addicted to Broadway?s angel dust but we must have our say!

JAMES
And when we?re drunk we just gotta punk all the junk in theatre today!

ALL THREE
Forbidden Broadway knows,

CHINA
Forbidden Broadway Goes to Rehab!
My name?s China, and I?ve a problem with substance spoofing abuse!

CHRISTINA & CHINA
And so we?ll try to get one more high,
Shooting up every play!

ALL
We?ll do 12 steps the Fosse way!

JAMES
Run away!

ALL
Rehab can wait another day!

[Thanks to Malcolm P for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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