- Act 1
- Fugue for the Tinhorns
- Follow the Fold
- The Oldest Established
- I'll Know
- Bushel and a Peck
- Adelaide's Lament
- Guys and Dolls
- If I Were a Bell
- My Time of Day
- I've Never Been in Love Before
- Act 2
- Entr'acte; Take Back Your Mink
- Adelaide's Lament (Reprise)
- More I Cannot Wish You
- Crapshooters' Dance
- Luck Be a Lady
- Sue Me
- Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat
- Marry the Man Today
If I Were a BellAsk me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
And If I were a banner I'd wave!
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging!
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs!
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning.
SKY (spoken) Uh, chemistry?
SARAH (spoken) Yes, chemistry!
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!
Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked!
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
Well, if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!