I Ham What I Ham lyrics - Forbidden Broadway, Vols. 1-4

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  82. Season of Hype 
  83. This Ain't Boheme/Death and Resurrection 
  84. Finale: Something Wonderful 
  85. Encore-Ta-Ta Folks 
  86. Exit Music: Julie the Star! 

I Ham What I Ham lyrics

I Ham What I Ham


And now... presenting the Tony Award-winning star of La Cage Au Falles, Mr. George Hearn!

GEORGE: I ham what I ham
And when I ham, I get ovations
Though I make a guy dressing in drag
Vent my frustrations
It's my chance to dress myself
In pearls and Herman
My chance to become the world's next Ethel Merman
In pants I am a lamb
But in a dress --
Hey world, I ham what I ham!

I ham what I ham
And when I ham
I am a phony
Who cares if I swish
It's worth a dish to win a Tony!
It's MY PART!
So I'll rant and rave like Mussolini
So what if I play it like a queenie sweetie?
This wig is a sham
Likewise, I am
That's why I ham what I ham!

[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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