Hey, Bob Fosse Lyrics > Forbidden Broadway, Vols. 1-4
Hey, Bob Fosse Lyrics
The minute we walk on the stage
You can tell we have a style of distinction
A good director
Bob Fosse, you're our guy
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my thigh
Your dances get right to the point
And although they've got that razzle-dazzle look
Hey Bob Fosse
Spend a little time on the book
(Each singer keeps repeating the last word of the line)
Don't you want a good plot?
Don't you care about laughs?
You forgot them in
Plot
Laughs
Big deal!
Plot
Laughs
Big deal!
Plot, laughs, big deal
(Spoken) Yeah, the lights are cool, but how about turning them on so we can see the -- Plot
All those sexy bods, but we're ready for some -- Laughs
Why don't you use an original score that has something to do with the -- Story
You got something against Italians, son?
Instead of Sweet Charity, let's revive -- Damn Yankees!
(Sung) And forget about -- big deal
The minute we walk on the stage
You start changing lights
And raising smokescreens
And spinning scenery
So clever, so refined
But everything's so wild you'll leave the actor behind!
The story gets way off the point
And you have to do a rewrite, hook, or crook!
Hey Bob Fosse!
Hey Bob Fosse!
Hey Bob Fosse!
Spend a little time on the book!
Plot, laughs, story
Plot, laughs, story
Plot, laughs, story
How's about it Bobby?
Yeah
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Forbidden Broadway, Vols. 1-4 Lyrics
- Disc: 1
- Forbidden Broadway Lyrics
- Non Plu Andral Lyrics
- Don't Cry for Me, Argentina Lyrics
- Annie's Favorite Showtune Lyrics
- Pirates of Penzance Sequence Lyrics
- Be a Catholic Lyrics
- Triplets Lyrics
- Bankable Stars Lyrics
- I'm Entertainment Lyrics
- Angela Lansbury Sequence/If the Show Had Run Past Labor Day Lyrics
- Audition Sequence: Soliloquy from Carousel/I'm Sick of Playin [Excerpt] Lyrics
- Merman & Martin Sequence: It's de-Lovely/My Heart Belongs to Daddy/Mu Lyrics
- Carol Channing Sequence/Call on Carol/Dolly Is a Girl's Best Friend Lyrics
- Ambition (Tradition)
- Forbidden Broadway (Reprise) Lyrics
- Disc: 2
- Opening and Who Do They Know? Lyrics
- Forbidden Broadway, Vol. 2 Lyrics
- Fugue for Scalpers Lyrics
- Patti LuponeI / Get a Kick Out of Me Lyrics
- Into the Woods/Weekend in the Country Lyrics
- Annie 2
- Poor Butterfly Lyrics
- Madonna's Brain Lyrics
- Never, Never Panned
- Somewhat Overindulgent
- Chita-Rita
- I Ham What I Ham
- Hey, Bob Fosse
- Almost Like Vegas in New York Lyrics
- Teeny Todd Lyrics
- Liza Lyrics
- Ladies Who Screech Lyrics
- Phantom of the Musical: Goldfinger/Lloyd Weber Lyrics
- George M.! Lyrics
- More Miserable Sequence
- Finale Lyrics
- Disc: 3
- Carol Channing Sequence: Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery Lyrics
- Forbidden Broadway Vol. III Lyrics
- Trouble in New York City Lyrics
- Guys and Dolls Sequence: Guys and Dolls/I Know I've Seen This Show ... Lyrics
- If I Sing It Slower Lyrics
- On the Ashkebad, Tbusi and Kiev Express Lyrics
- I Could Have Danced All Night Lyrics
- Grand Hotel/I Can't Learn This Song Quite So Quickly/Follies Bergere Lyrics
- Someday Lyrics
- Dear Antonio/The Sounds of Shakespeare Lyrics
- Everything's Coming Up Merman/Old Fashioned Ballad/There's Nobody ... Lyrics
- Tonight Who Will Play Miss Saigon?. You Are Hallmark, I Postcard Lyrics
- Put on Your Phony Vocie/All I Ask of You Lyrics
- Camelounge Lyrics
- Mess of the Spider Woman: Prologue/Come and See Me/Mess of the ... Lyrics
- Back to Broadway Lyrics
- Tell Me It's Not True/I Think I'm Acting/Downshow Lyrics
- Scenery, Fly Me, Amplify Me/Listening to Us Lyrics
- Finale: What Happened to Heart? Lyrics
- Disc: 4
- Parody Tonight: Oh What a Beautiful Moron/One Foot More (With One Look) Lyrics
- Show Boat Medley: P.C. Show Boat/Make Believe/Ol' Show Show Boat Lyrics
- My Souvenir Things Lyrics
- Elaine Stritch Lyrics
- Big Lyrics
- Bernadette and Mandy in So Miscast (Wunderbar and So in Love) Lyrics
- King Is Her/Whistle a Sondheim Tune/Shall We Boink? Lyrics
-
Be Depressed Lyrics
- Patti Lupone in Master Class/As If I Never Said Goodbye/Andrew ... Lyrics
- You're the One I Want/Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee/There Are Worse Things Lyrics
- Meow! I Hope I Get It (God I Hope I Get It) Lyrics
- You Just Can't Sing Lyrics
- Ann Reinking in Chicago Lyrics
- Kiss Me Kate/Corrective Casting/Jerry and Liza Lyrics
- Julie Hot Lyrics
- Spoonful of Julie Lyrics
- Tony Nominating Committee: Victor/Ignor-Ee-Ya Lyrics
- Crazy Girl Lyrics
- Rant Lyrics
- Ouch! They're Tight Lyrics
- Too Gay for You-Too Het'ro for Me Lyrics
- Pretty Voices Singing: Think Punk Lyrics
- Season of Hype Lyrics
- This Ain't Boheme/Death and Resurrection Lyrics
- Finale: Something Wonderful Lyrics
- Encore-Ta-Ta Folks Lyrics
- Exit Music: Julie the Star! Lyrics