Another Curtain Goes Up lyrics - Fame Becomes Me

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Album lyrics:
  1. Another Curtain Goes Up
  2. All I Ask (Is you love me)
  3. Three Gorgeous Kids 
  4. Big Titties 
  5. The Salesman That Got Away 
  6. Sittin' On The Fence
  7. The Jackie Rogers Jr Show 
  8. Ba Ba Ba Ba Broadway 
  9. The Hello Boy 
  10. The Trumpet of Samaria 
  11. Step Brother To Jesus
  12. Backstage Courtship 
  13. Married To Marty 
  14. Sniff Sniff 
  15. A Dry Martin - Straight Up With A Twist 
  16. Twelve Step Pappy 
  17. More, More, More 
  18. Would You Like To Star In Our Show? 
  19. I Came Just As Soon As I Heard 
  20. A Wicked Memorial 
  21. Michael's Song 
  22. Heaven, Heaven 
  23. Up Here In Heaven
  24. A Big Black Lady Stops The Show
  25. Finale 
  26. Lessons Learned 
  27. Glass Half Full 
  28. Frieda May's Lament 

Another Curtain Goes Up lyrics

Another Curtain Goes Up

Another curtain goes up
On a one-man show
Another chance for an ego
To say hello

I loved Whoopi Goldberg's act
Because she tells it like it is

How 'bout Dame Edna?
I loved hers
...Or should I say his?

Another curtain goes up
On a one-man show
Another chance for producers
To rake in the dough

Billy Crystal

Jackie Mason

Kept their overhead low

That's the way to make a million
On a one-man show

Another curtain goes up
On a one-man play
Cause if your last film was a flop
Then hello Broadway!

I yelled, "I need a drink!"
When I saw Elaine Stritch

When I caught Chita Rivera,
I yelled, "Dance bitch!"

Another curtain goes up
On an empty stage
Another chance to say
"My God, she looks good for her age!"

We go from theatre to theatre,

We're in such a fog

Cause everyone's vagina's
Got a monolouge!

So turn off your cell phones...

MARC:That usher knows tai kwon do

Cause the curtain's going up
On another one-man show!!

[Thanks to Martina Barna for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 14th 2015

Another Curtain Goes Up
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