Easy to Say Lyrics > Zombie Prom

Toffee:
Finding the slope of x and y,
And jonny's there.
Adding the root of z times pi,
And jonny's there.
Finals approaching,
But what's the use?
How can find the hypotenuse,
Mixed up as i am
With thoughts of you?
Oh, what am i going to do?
What am i going to do?

Easy to say,
I should leave him behind,
Open my eyes,
Sever the ties,
And try to unwind.
Ev'ry one says
I should make up my mind.
Easy to say,
But, oh --
Jon without a h,
You're a hard one to let go.

Easy to say,
That we're done with the dance.
Let the curtain descend,
And bring to an end
This one-act romance.
Easy to know,
There was never a chance.
Time to let go,
And yet --
Jon without an h,
You're a hard guy to forget.

How can you study for this exam?
Is there an answer to love?
Is it a, what i know, or b, what i feel?
Why can't it be "all the above?"

(the phone rings. Toffee answers it.)

Hello?

(the girls appear on the other side of the stage, all at separate phones.)

Candy:
Hi, toffee. It's candy!

Coco:
Candy?

Candy:
Coco?

Ginger:
Toffee?

Toffee:
Ginger?

Candy:
Ah! It's a party line!!!

Toffee:
What were you all calling about?

Candy, coco & ginger:
Jonny was on tv!

Candy:
Did you see it?

Toffee:
Did i see it? How could i miss it? He was on all three channels.
Oh, what's a girl to do when her dead ex-boyfriend asks her to the prom...??

Girls:
You left jonny,
Now, you're feeling low,
'Cause whether he's dead or not,
He certainly loves you so.
How he loves you,
Oh, it's a...
toffee & girls:
Teen-
Teen-
Teen-
Teen-ager's dilemma.

Girls:
Though it's plain to see
That it's you he's dreaming of.

Toffee & girls:
Just a teen-
Teen-
Teen-
Teen-ager's dilemma.
Toffee:
Who will my escort for the prom be,
Now that the boy-next door's a zombie?
Girls:
They laid his body six feet under,
But even death can't steal the thunder
Toffee & girls:
Of teenagers in love!

Toffee:
Oh, and he really does love me, doesn't he?

Candy:
That boy really cares for you.

Ginger:
Yeah, it's written all over what's left of his face.

Toffee:
Oh, but girls, this could mean the end of everything. Even the prom! What will miss strict say?

Ginger:
You've got to make up your own mind, toffee.

Coco:
You're not a little girl, anymore.

Candy:
That's right, toffee. You're a senior.

Toffee:
Oh, thanks girls. Gotta go.

Girls:
Bye, toffee!

Candy:
Hope to see you at the prom....

Toffee:
Easy to say,
Girls:
Easy to say,
Toffee:
This is no time to coast.
Girls:
No time to coast.
Toffee & girls:
Ev'rything warps
When you're boyfriends a corpse,
Toffee:
Still, love matters most!
Girls:
Love matters most!
Toffee:
Easy to say,
Girls:
Easy to say,
Toffee:
I should give up the ghost.
Girls:
Give up the ghost.
Toffee & girls:
Better to say,
"i'll try."
Jon without an h,
You will always...
Toffee:
Be my guy!
Girls:
My, oh, my!
Oh, couldn't you die?
Toffee:
Jon without an h,
You will always...

Girls:
You will always...
Toffee:
You'll always be...
Be my guy!
Girls:
Always be...
You'll always be her guy!
Toffee:
You're my guy!

Last Update: January, 17th 2014