Transylvania Mania

[Igor]
(spoken)
Oh, the fantasic things we'll do.
It'll be like old times. You and me.
Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!

(sung)
Like laurel and hardy,
Like coke and baccardi
Like juliet and romeo,
Ebb and flow,
To and fro,
Together, together again...

Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream!
Up until now it's been the worst time,
But now that you're here,
We're a team!

Together again for the first time,
Haven't a woe or a care
No longer a bad and accursed time
It's easy to see, you have to agree
We're destined to be a great pair!

All of my life i've been stoogin' around,
Nothin' to do, at my loss.
All of my life i've been stoogin' around
But what good is a stooge
If he ain't got a boss?!?!

Together again for the first time,
Back on the track to renown
We're gonna thrill 'em,
We're gonna kill 'em
You'll be the teacher,
We'll make a new creature,
And scare the bloomin' daylights right out of this town!

(spoken)
[frederick]
No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand.
I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then
I'm heading straight back to new york. No laboratories, no creatures.

[igor]
Bet you change your mind, master.
C'mon, join in a chorus, it's fun!

[frederick]
My dear igor,
I happen to be the dean of anatomy at a world-renown school of medicine.
Although, i do sing a bit. And was,
In fact, a whiffenpoof at yale.

[igor]
A wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon doc, nobody's around!

[frederick]
Well, nobody is around...what the hell!

(sung)
Together again for the first time!
Haven't a woe or a care!

[igor]
Together again for the first time
Haven't a woe or a care!
This is the best time

[frederick]
No longer a bad and accursed time,
It's easy to see

[igor]
You have to agree

[igor and frederick]
We're destined to be a great pair!

[frederick]
May i?

[igor]
Take it!

[frederick]
All of my life, i've been bossing around, mean and alone like a scrooge.
All of my life i've been bossing around,
But what good is a boss if he ain't got a stooge?!

(spoken)
Oh, i'm sorry, i don't wish to embarrass you, but i am a rather brilliant surgeon.
Perhaps i could help you with that hump.

[igor]
What hump?

[both]
Together again for the first time,
We're only met in a dream

[frederick]
Like ginger and freddie

[igor]
Macdonald and eddy

[frederick]
Like san juan and teddy

[igor]
Or meatballs and spaghetti!

[both]
But the pair that we cry for
The pair that we sigh for
The pair that we die for
Is fron-kon-steen and eye-gore,
For the first time
Together again!

Together again for the first time,
We've only met in a dream

[frederick]
Like gimbel and macy

[igor]
Like hepburn and tracy

[frederick]
Like lombard and gable

[igor]
Like good ol' cain and abel!

[both]
For t he first time,
Together again!
Together forever again!
Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
If not then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir,
It's the transylvania mania.
Whether you're in ruritania
Or a dance hall in albania
Yes sir,
It's the transylvania mania.

Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal.
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel.
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even liths in lithuania love it, it's the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it
Do the transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
Just accept it don't refrain-ia.

Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vain-ia

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia

Igor, frankenstein and inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
It's the latest craze.

Dance break

Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie without the pits

Inga:
It's the weekend spent in biarritz.

Igor:
It's all the rage with the french and brits.

All:
The transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
It it's the newest quip from algonquin wits

Inga:
It's the winning horse that never quits

Igor:
It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz.

All:
The transylvania mania.
Do the transylvania mania.

It's southern fried with a side of grits.
It's gentiles, jews and jesuits

Inga and igor:
It's a etude played by horowitz

Frankenstein:
It's irving berlin's puttin' on the ritz!

Dance break

All:
Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts.
Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts.
All the devils in tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia.
Love it, it's the latest rage.
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old roumania
Love it, yeah you're gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-ahhhh

(monster breaks in)

Frankenstein (spoken):
What have i done? What have i done?

All:
Do the transylvania mania!


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