Today You Are a Man lyrics
Today You Are a Man
Robbie:
There's a gift from every guest
Robbie & band:
Today you are a man
Robbie:
The cocktail franks have all been blessed
Robbie & band:
Today you are a man
Robbie:
Your goyim friends have been agog
Since they left the synagogue
Drunk on schnapps and in a fog
And speaking hebrew best they can
Sammy:
(attempting hebrew.)
Lachaim!
Robbie & band:
Cause you are a man!
Robbie:
There's a waitress dressed up like a go-go
George:
But remember shiksas are a no-no
Robbie:
Go shake hands with each tom, dick and herschel
Sammy:
They'll be shvitzing
And what's even worse you'll
Robbie & band:
Have to kiss your aunts
And watch your zayde dance
But remember this
It could be ten times worse
at least it's not your briss
Your briss
Today you are a
Robbie:
Boy-boy-boy
Boy-boy-boy
Boy-boy-boy
George & sammy:
Boy?
Robbie:
No!
All 3:
A man!
Ole!
Last Update: March, 31st 2014