Today You Are a Man Lyrics > Wedding Singer

Robbie:
There's a gift from every guest

Robbie & band:
Today you are a man

Robbie:
The cocktail franks have all been blessed

Robbie & band:
Today you are a man

Robbie:
Your goyim friends have been agog
Since they left the synagogue
Drunk on schnapps and in a fog
And speaking hebrew best they can

Sammy:
(attempting hebrew.)
Lachaim!

Robbie & band:
Cause you are a man!

Robbie:
There's a waitress dressed up like a go-go

George:
But remember shiksas are a no-no

Robbie:
Go shake hands with each tom, dick and herschel

Sammy:
They'll be shvitzing
And what's even worse you'll

Robbie & band:
Have to kiss your aunts
And watch your zayde dance
But remember this
It could be ten times worse
at least it's not your briss
Your briss
Today you are a

Robbie:
Boy-boy-boy
Boy-boy-boy
Boy-boy-boy

George & sammy:
Boy?

Robbie:
No!

All 3:
A man!

Ole!

Last Update: March, 31st 2014