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Jersey Girl
Mayor:
I’m the mayor of this crappy town

Black & White Dude:
Crappy town

Mayor:
So let me tell you how its gonna go down

Black & White Dude:
Turn us down

Mayor:
I’m gonna star your toxic trash
And you will pay me boatloads of cash
Cash
Cash
I’m just a jersey girl
I’m gonna rule the world
I was born to run this state

Black & White Dude:
She was born, she was born to run

Mayor:
She’s got a lot of love in her
So I’m gonna be governor
I’m the take candidate

Black & White Dude:
On the take, she’s on the take
She’s gonna be the next governor

Mayor:
To run this state you must shake it down

Black & White Dude:
Tell us more

Mayor:
You lie or cheat or sleep around

Black & White Dude:
She’s a whore

Mayor:
I do things the jersey way
So there’s only one thing to say
I’m just a Jersey gal
A feisty femme fatale
I’ll be living on a prayer

Black & White Dude:
She’ll be living, living on a prayer

Mayor:
So watch me as I campaign
Through snow and sleet and acid rain
Feel the love in this Jersey air

Black & White Dude:
Feel the love, feel the love in the air
She’s just a Jersey dame
Everybody’s high school flame
She was born to run this state

Mayor:
I was born, I was born to run

Black & White Dude:
She’s got a lot of love in her
There’s an angel from above in her

Mayor:
Cause someday, I’m gonna be the governor

Three:
I’m/She’s gonna be the goven?
Governor!
Governor!


Last Update: January, 06th 2014

Toxic Avenger, The Lyrics

  1. Who Will Save New Jersey?
  2. Jersey Girl
  3. Get the Geek
  4. Kick Your Ass
  5. My Big French Boyfriend
  6. Thank God She's Blind
  7. Big Green Freak
  8. Choose Me, Oprah!
  9. Hot Toxic Love
  10. The Legend of the Toxic Avenger
  11. Evil is Hot
  12. Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore
  13. Everybody Dies!
  14. You Tore My Heart Out
  15. All Men Are Freaks
  16. The Chase Lyrics 
  17. Hot Toxic Love (reprise) Lyrics 
  18. A Brand New Day in New Jersey

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