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Mayor:
These two breasts can be yours
You cant buy them in stores
Go ahead take a bite
Just tell me, what’s his kryptonite?

Professor:
I wont stand here and squeal
Though I want like a feel
Oh, my brain’s in a knot
Why is evil so hot?
Evil is hot

Mayor:
Evil is hot

Both:
Don’t tell me that its not
Cause evil is hot

Mayor:
I am woman

Professor:
And I am man

Mayor:
I am straight

Professor:
And I am too except for that one time in college
So let’s do the dance of the doomed

Mayor:
And get tanked up on shrooms
Evil is hot

Professor:
Evil is hot

Both:
Together we’ll find that spot
Where evil is hot

Professor:
Bleach.

Mayor:
What?

Professor:
Throw bleach on him. he’ll melt faster than the wicked witch of the west.

Mayor:
That’s all? Household bleach?

Professor:
I said it, now go! Go do your evil, damn it.

Mayor:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Professor:
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Mayor:
What the hell has evil got that makes it so hot?

Both:
Damn it, it’s hot!
So freaking hot
Tonight we’ll hit the jackpot
Cause evil is hot
Is hot
Is hot
Evil is hot!


Last Update: January, 06th 2014

Toxic Avenger, The Lyrics

  1. Who Will Save New Jersey?
  2. Jersey Girl
  3. Get the Geek
  4. Kick Your Ass
  5. My Big French Boyfriend
  6. Thank God She's Blind
  7. Big Green Freak
  8. Choose Me, Oprah!
  9. Hot Toxic Love
  10. The Legend of the Toxic Avenger
  11. Evil is Hot
  12. Bitch/Slut/Liar/Whore
  13. Everybody Dies!
  14. You Tore My Heart Out
  15. All Men Are Freaks
  16. The Chase Lyrics 
  17. Hot Toxic Love (reprise) Lyrics 
  18. A Brand New Day in New Jersey

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