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Musical: Sweeney Todd
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Tobias: Ladies and Gentlemen! May I have your attention please? Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair Wot ought not to be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen, From now on you can waken with ease. You need never again have a worry or care, I will show you a miracle marvelous rare, Gentlemen, you are about to see something wot rose From the dead! On the top of my head. Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen, I was suddenly struck with a rare Oriental disease. Though the finest physicians in London were called, I awakened one morning amazed and appalled To discover with dread that my head was as bald As a novice's knees! I was dying of shame Till a gentleman came, An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name. He gave me a liquid as precious as gold. I rubbed it in daily like wot I was told, And behold! Less than thirty days old! 'Twas Pirelli's Miracle elixir That's what did the trick, sir, True, sir, true. Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir, Just like an elixir Ought to do! How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed. COMPANY: Penny buys a bottle, I don't know You don't need Ah, let's go Tobias: Go ahead and tug, sir. Go ahead, sir, harder. Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique. Rub a minute. Stimulatin', in'it? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week! Gently dab it. Gets to be a habit. Soon there'll be enough, sir, Somebody can grab it. See that chap with Hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's Used Pirelli's! COMPANY: Let me have a bottle, Make that two! Lovett: Pardon me, sir, what's that awful stink? Sweeney: Smells to me like piss and looks like ink. Tobias: Buy Pirelli's Miracle elixir Anything wot's slick, sir, Soon sprouts curls. Try Pirelli's When they see how thick, sir, You can have your pick, sir, Of the girls! See Pirelli's Miracle elixir Grow a little wick, sir, Then some fuzz. The Pirelli's Soon'll make it thick, sir, Like a good elixir Always does! Trust Pirelli's If your hair is sick, sir, Fix it in a nick, sir, Don't look grim. Just Pirelli's Miracle elixir, That'll do the trick, sir COMPANY: What about the money? Tobias: If you've got a kick, sir COMPANY: What about the money? Where is this Pirelli? Go and get Pirelli! Tobias(Simultaneously as next COMPANY line): Tell it to the mixer Of the miracle elixir If you've got a kick, sir, COMPANY: What about our money? Where is this Pirelli? [Thanks to Abby Hardin, Annie English for lyrics] Back to main page: Sweeney Todd Lyrics
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