Joseph and the Amazing High "C" (Any Dream Will Do) Lyrics > Spoof Odyssey
Joseph and the Amazing High "C" (Any Dream Will Do) Lyrics
JOSEPH:
When you revive
A Webber/Rice show
Though it's a nice show
It's not so new
So get a hot
Good looking dummy
Who bares his tummy
Any hunk will do
Call Charlie Sheen
Or Greg Lougainous
Although they're heinous
People sit through
Keith Caradine
And David Cassidy
Play to capacity
Any hunk will do
When business starts
To taper off
They call in David Hasselhoff
Or sign a Donny Osmond type
Who has a low IQ
So call the boys
From Dukes of Hazzard
And they'll sing as heard
On Channel Two
Take off their shirts
And bare their nipples
Box office triples
Any hunk will do
Give them a TV star
A daytime TV star
Give them a TV star
A naked TV star
[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
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