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Beauty's Been Decreased (Beauty and the Beast) Lyrics


NASAL VOICE:
He he he he he

MALE VOICE:
Beauty and the beast

MRS. POTTS:
Show as old as time
Worn as it can be
Oversized and grand
Then someone is canned
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Says the Disney Beast
Profit's growing thin
Downsizing is in
Beauty's been decreased

First a missing spoon
Then a fired fork
(Bye bye!)
Then the chorus boys
Are replaced by toys
Even in New York

Pink slips everywhere
No food at the feast
Wigs are all a mess
And they took my dress
Beauty's been decreased
Since we're in the red
Like a shrunken head
Beauty's been decreased

(in an extremely high falsetto)

Beauty's been decreased

[Thanks to Garrett for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

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