Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?) Lyrics > Spamalot
Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?) Lyrics
LADY OF THE LAKE:
What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act 2
And I've had nothing yet to do.
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva
The producer's have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever Happened to My Part?
I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no Rewards,
I've no Tony Awards,
I'm Constantly replaced with Britney Spears
Britney Spears
Whatever Happened to My Show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British Knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.
I might as well go to the Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a Bush
Well they can kiss my Tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
Whatever Happened to My
I'll Call my Agent, Dammit
Whatever Happened to My
Not Yours, Not Yours,
By My,
Part!
[Thanks to Blair for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 07th 2015
Spamalot Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overture / Historian's Introduction to Act One
- Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance
- Monks' Chant/ He Is Not Dead Yet
- King Arthur's Song
- He Is Not Dead Yet
- Come With Me
- Laker Girls Cheer
- The Song that Goes Like This
- All For One
- Knights of the Round Table
- Find Your Grail
- Run Away!
- Act 2
- Historian's Introduction to Act Two / Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
- Brave Sir Robin
- You Won't Succeed On Broadway
- Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?)
- Where Are You?
- His Name Is Lancelot
- I'm All Alone
- Twice In Every Show
- Act II Finale
- Always Look On the Bright Side of Life (Reprise)