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SCHMITZ The military academy Is the place where he should be sent. We'll drill the silliness from his head- I'm sure we'll make a dent! We'll teach him fighting And left and righting Until he's muscled and tan! A-hut-two-three! He's pathetic! A-hut-two-three! Unathletic! A-hut-two-three! But I'm betting we can! The military! That's what makes a boy... A man! (CADETS enter) CADETS Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, SCHMITZ Look at these boys. Why, you'd never know that just a few short months ago this one hummed in the shower! This one couldn't color within the lines. And this one actually had an Opinion! SCHMITZ Our boys believe In the right of every who To eat their bread Butter side up! CADETS Butter side up! SCHMITZ One thing we trust On this fragile speck of dust Is eating bread Butter side up! JOJO Butter side up? SCHMITZ And as for those who like their butter down CADETS Down! Down! Down! SCHMITZ, CADETS We'll go to war And run them out of town! (DANCE BREAK, in which the CADETS perform military exercises. JOJO tries to imitate them with little success.) CADETS A-hut-two-three! SCHMITZ We enlist 'em. CADETS A-Hut-Two-Three SCHMITZ In our system. And boys soon see Nothing's easier than... The military! SCHMITZ CADETS That's what makes a boy... That's what makes a boy... That's what makes a boy ... That's what makes a boy... A man!!! A man!!! (SCHMITZ starts a "marching call" and the CADETS begin to march off in line. JOJO tries to keep up.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9.1 THE MILITARY (PLAYOFF: GREEN EGGS AND HAM) SCHMITZ I do not like green eggs and ham! CADETS Do not like green eggs and ham! SCHMITZ I do not like them, Sam I am! CADETS Do not like them, Sam I am! SCHMITZ Sound off! CADETS Eggs and ham! SCHMITZ Sound off! CADETS Sam I am! SCHMITZ & CADETS I do not like green eggs... And ham! Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz, Schmitz... (JOJO'S PARENTS are gone as the scene transitions to JOJO'S military school, HE is now alone in his bunk bed. Simultaneously we see HORTON alone, guarding his clover. Night falls.) Back to main page: Seussical Lyrics Broadway Seussical Lyrics
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