Where Would You Be Without Me? lyrics

Where Would You Be Without Me?

Where would you be without me, Cocky,
Just tell me, where would you be?
Look at yourself - you are so dreary -
Oh dearie, oh me!

How could you cope without my friendship
And my kindly old face?
Don't you know money can't buy friendship?
It's so hard to replace...money.

Where would you be without my courage?
I am as fearless as three.
Faithful, if you should flag,
Strong if you start to sag.
Cocky, you've got to agree.
Tell me, frankly,
Where would you be without me?

I dunno, Sir. The trouble with you, Sir, is you're too good to me.
I don't deserve the way you treat me.
Oh, Cocky!
No, really:

Where would I be without you, Guv'nor?
Gawd only knows where I'd be!
Look at my life - it has no magic!
It's tragic to see!

I mean I couldn't live without your friendship
And your expert advice.
Yours is a lasting and sure friendship
And what's more - you're so nice!
Aren't I?

Where would I be without your goodness
Helping to carry me through?
People just pass me by;
Whether I live or die,
They wouldn't care -
But I do!

Tell me, frankly,
Where would I be -
Where would you be?
Where would I be
Without you?

Where would I be without you, Guv'nor?
You've got no style -
You've got no class -
Without me, you'd be on your...
Ask yourself, Sir, just where would I be?
You can scarcely read or write or spell.
For my part, you can go to...

Well, Sir,
I try to do my best.
Cockius useless est.
Know what that means, you pest?
No!
Hah! There, you see? Frankly,

Where would you be?
I'd be up a tree.
And what would you do?
I'd throw things at you!

You're up a tree without...
Can't picture me without...
Where would you be without me?

Y-O-U spells me!
Last Update: December, 08th 2013


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Musical: Roar Of The Greasepaint, The - The Smell Of The Crowd. Song: Where Would You Be Without Me?. Broadway musical soundtrack lyrics. Song lyrics from theatre show/film are property & copyright of their owners, provided for educational purposes