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Zip! Walter Lippman wasn't brilliant today.
Zip! Will Saryan ever write a great play?
Zip! I was reading Schopenhauer last night.
Zip! And I think that Schopenhauer was right.
I don't want to see Zorina,
I don't want to meet Cobina.
Zip! I'm an intelectual.
I don't like a deep contralto,
Or a man whose voice is alto.
Zip! I'm a heterosexual.
Zip! It took intelect to master my art.
Zip! Who the hell is Margie Hart?

Zip! I consider Dali's painting passe.
Zip! Can they make the Metropolitan pay?
Zip! English people don't say clerk, they say clark.
Zip! Anybody who says clark is a jark!
I have read the great Cabala,
And I simply worship Allah.
Zip! I am just a mystic.
I don't care for Whistler's mother,
Charlie's aunt, or Shubert's brother.
Zip! I'm misogynistic.
Zip! My intelligence is guiding my hand.
Zip! Who the hell is Sally Rand?

Zip! Toscanini leads the greatest of bands.
Zip! Jergens Lotion does the trick for his hands.
Zip! Rip Van Winkle on the screen would be smart.
Zip! Tyrone Power will be cast in the part.
I adore the great Confucius,
And the lines of luscious Lucius.
Zip! I am so ecletic.
I don't care for either Mickey Mouse and Rooney make me sicky!
Zip! I'm a little hectic.
Zip! My artistic taste is classic and dear.
Zip! Who the hell is Lili St. Cyr?

[Thanks to Diana for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 28th 2013

Pal Joey Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. You Mustn't Kick It Around
  3. I Could Write A Book
  4. Chicago (A Great Big Town)
  5. That Terrific Rainbow
  6. What Is A Man?
  7. Happy Hunting Horn
  8. Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered
  9. Pal Joey (What Do I Care For A Dame?)
  10. Act 2
  11. The Flower Garden Of My Heart
  12. Zip
  13. Plant You Now, Dig You Later Lyrics 
  14. In Our Little Den (of Iniquity) Lyrics 
  15. Do It The Hard Way
  16. Take Him
  17. Finale
  18. Finale: I Could Write a Book
  19. Other Songs:
  20. I Didn't Know What Time It Was
  21. There's A Small Hotel
  22. My Funny Valentine
  23. The Lady is a Tramp

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